Sad Bastard Club

[K9funfan]

Too late!
“Beetender, a margarita please”

 

[mares4me]

Alcoholic mare cum and shots... What could go wrong?

 

[K9funfan]

I changed my mind. I’ll have what he’s having.

 

[sizzlestud]

Alcoholic mare cum and shots... What could go wrong?

Ive had a shot or two and non alcoholic mare cum and it was a great buzz. I am willing to sacrifice my body for this experiment. Make the shot just the house whiskey if you will.

 

[mares4me]

Oh, we are busy tonight ?

 

[K9funfan]

Is this mare cum that is alcohol infused or cum from an alcoholic mare? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[sizzlestud]

What is your brand of house whiskey because it is amazingly musky... ??

 

[mares4me]

It's called McFuckerson's Studly Whiskey

 

[sizzlestud]

It's called McFuckerson's Studly Whiskey

Wow! I wondered if you carried the entire McFuckersons line up. You dont happen to have their Hard Pony Stallion apple cider do you?

 

[mares4me]

I have it here, yes. Just enough horse cum in there to make you tingle all over.

 

[sizzlestud]

Wow, I'm getting hammered already... almost to the point i am losing my sadness. Maybe i should call my mare and have her pick me up.... i don't want to be getting to happy on yall’

 

[mares4me]

Only if you take me with you ?

 

[sizzlestud]

Crap,,, my mare just showed up. She loves McFuckersons... she would like a Stout dark Cowboy if you have it. Dose this bar have any rooms upstairs? If she starts drinking we may need a room close by.

 

[mares4me]

We have a room upstairs. Hope you don't mind the peephole in the wall.

 

[sizzlestud]

No need to peep you can walk in and watch us stumble around each other in our alcohol induced sex party. Haha. This may be the Cider talking but you buy us a round and the whole bar can watch if they want! Man i am lit !

 

[mares4me]

I love this man! A couple more of McFuckerson's beer for you, free of charge.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Oh we can’t keep giving beer away......ok just this once

 

[sizzlestud]

Thank you!! Well we are going to finish these and head off. Its been way to much fun.... even though its not suppose to be a happy place it turned out a good ending to a nasty day.

 

[mares4me]

We sad bastards are a crazy bunch

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Glad to have had your company, call again soon
Fri night k9funfan does pole dancing

 

[mares4me]

I wanna see that!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I wanna see that!

Once is enough ????

 

[K9funfan]

And it doesn’t much matter who’s pole.
Boy am I drunk.

 

[sizzlestud]

“Was about to walk out the door and swiftly turned when he heard this but unfortunantly was dragged back out the door by a mare ready to go....”

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

And I’m behind the bar topless on sat night

 

[K9funfan]

Pardon me but how do you keep them out of the ice bin?

 

[mares4me]

And it doesn’t much matter who’s pole.
Boy am I drunk.

Oh, please give me a lap dance!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes it’s true,I’m not going to wear a hat

 

[K9funfan]

Great. It would be a shame to cover your gorgeous........
...........
Hair

 

[Erja]

Great. It would be a shame to cover your gorgeous........
...........
Hair

Saterday night is in my agenda.