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Masturbating at work

Do you masturbate at work ?

  • Often - I'm a female

    Votes: 48 9.5%

  • Often - I'm a male

    Votes: 154 30.4%

  • Rarely - I'm a female

    Votes: 30 5.9%

  • Rarely - I'm a male

    Votes: 160 31.6%

  • No - I'm a female

    Votes: 14 2.8%

  • No - I'm a male

    Votes: 100 19.8%
  • Total voters
    506
noname55 said:
Used to do it very often when I was in the office. have been doing it less now. I would go in the bathroom, whack one out then be back at my desk like nothing happened.
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I also did it when I worked in an airport. We had a kiosk outside with drinks and ciggarets and stuff and one morning I got horny and just wacked one out while people were passing by. Thankfully there was a desk between me and the outside world so nobody saw me, but I had a good view of pretty much everyone passing my kiosk. Blew my load and never did it out there again.

I was on an empty train once and wanted to blow my load on there, but I decided against it because I had nothing to blow my load into.
 
These results are kinda interesting. Many more male than female responses, which is expected. But everyone is masturbating at work! Zoos are a bunch of perverts, who know? LOL
 
I have done this a few times at a call center job I had a few years ago. Was in a distance relationship and she finally felt comfy enough to show me "more" and boy was it more. She sent me what I'd consider the perfect picture and since it was night shift I immediately went to the toilet and masturbated till' I came hard. This was the first time and the best one. This happened another two or three times in 3 years of working that job.
 
Every day nearly! I work alone 99% of the time in the middle of nowhere in a workshop, there must be over a litre of my cum rubbed into the toilet floor! Haha
 
Oh yeah. I've masturbated at work TONS of times.

And where I work now, nobody asks me where I'm going/what I'm doing if I happen to walk by. So if I'm working in one area and go to the bathroom, then decide to jerk off 45 minutes later, I can just walk off to a different bathroom without having to worry about getting challenged.
 
nerdybbw88 said:
This isnt something Ive done... unless sending lewds from the bathroom at break time count lol
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Nope. Doesn't count until you're trying your best to be quiet and not make a mess.

Sometimes I simply have to. If a stray arousing thought in my head stays too long it becomes a distraction. The longer it stays, the harder I cum and the more I have to work to not make a mess.
So yeah, I deal with it and go about my day. I'm sure most do.
 
Mootkip said:
The place I worked at during the Covid semi-ish-if-you-can-call-it-that shutdown, would shutdown over night, but still wanted us to man the store to clean shit, and effectively jerk off on company time. And I did just that, I would get screwed over frequently by my overnight counterpart who was too busy having his own smoke and stroke session at home, or peddling pills, or fucking off at the casino. He'd be better off spinning slots on the site and not doing nonsense. So I threw my own little private pow-wow in the very private bathroom in a locked up retail store. I grabbed lube, a re-usable douche (that I had been meaning to buy anyway) and a couple other items, and sold them to myself at the register. Then went back and got freaky, bare ass naked, face down ass up, on the cold, hard, filthy tile of a retail store bathroom.

I think there's something wrong with me sometimes, when I go back and realize what I have just typed out in actual words and sentences. But! Anyway! Rock out with your cock out amirightfellas?
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I think you should just talk to your own
 
All the time haha. The risk of getting caught is hot. Plus we have a gym with locker rooms for mean and in the late evening it’s empty so I jerk off
 
Sometimes, not often at all. Depends if I see a really sexy young not neutered male come in, especially if they're super excited. All I can think about it how excited he would be pushing his owners (or me) down on all fours and mounting just to get his energy out
 
I work alone for 10 hours Saturday and Sunday in the office doing a very mundane job, how else to pass the time?
 
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