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Masturbating at work

Do you masturbate at work ?

  • Often - I'm a female

    Votes: 48 9.5%

  • Often - I'm a male

    Votes: 154 30.4%

  • Rarely - I'm a female

    Votes: 30 5.9%

  • Rarely - I'm a male

    Votes: 160 31.6%

  • No - I'm a female

    Votes: 14 2.8%

  • No - I'm a male

    Votes: 100 19.8%
  • Total voters
    506
Only when working from home. If i need to wait for something on the computer for an hour, might as well have a wank. In the office you go out for a fag and chat at the kettle.
 
Was always very horny all my life. Not as much now. Yes, every place I worked at least once at work. Office or toilet.
Over the years I was lucky enough to fuck a few ladies at work too.
 
I've done it everywhere. Even during a mass in church. Hypersexuality is a problem that most people say I have. I say bupkus on them, they're just jealous that they're Johnny One-Pumps and 10 Second Wonderboys.
 
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I never have. Too risky, and without actual videos to watch, it's hard for me to get off. If I worked from home it might be a different story entirely.
 
I picked rarely because I do not anymore, but I used to somewhat regularly

Do occasionally hop on here at work though
 
It kills time and relieves stress, so of course.
I will say, very hard to cum in a port a john, especially with cold hands.
 
The place I worked at during the Covid semi-ish-if-you-can-call-it-that shutdown, would shutdown over night, but still wanted us to man the store to clean shit, and effectively jerk off on company time. And I did just that, I would get screwed over frequently by my overnight counterpart who was too busy having his own smoke and stroke session at home, or peddling pills, or fucking off at the casino. So I threw my own little private pow-wow in the very private bathroom in a locked up retail store. I grabbed lube, a re-usable douche (that I had been meaning to buy anyway) and a couple other items, and sold them to myself at the register. Then went back and got freaky, bare ass naked, face down ass up, on the cold, hard, filthy tile of a retail store bathroom.

I think there's something wrong with me sometimes, when I go back and realize what I have just typed out in actual words and sentences. But! Anyway! Rock out with your cock out amirightfellas?
 
It's been really rare, but sometimes I just really wanted a break or I didn't want to be distracted by being super horny after being bored for too long. If you're lucky with your workplace's bathroom quality, you can make a little magic happen in private there.
 
Used to do it very often when I was in the office. have been doing it less now. I would go in the bathroom, whack one out then be back at my desk like nothing happened.
 
Never. I’m too anxious during work to even think about masturbating.
 
I'll do it once in a while but usually I'm just sitting there on Facebook killing time.

I thought about it. Depending upon how lazy I'm feeling I earn about $50 a week scrolling through or posting on Facebook.
 
No. Kinda hard to get horny around a bunch dudes framing a house.Not to mention I have absolutely NO DESIRE to rub one out in the job site sauna, or ice box in the winter (AKA the porta potty)?
 
There should have been an option for "I have done it once" or "I used to". Back in a former life I was charged with maintaining a few empty office buildings. I used to get the very last one well after dark to check on the AC, security system, check for leaky pipes, and all that. It was a thrill being the only one in a 50,000sqft space and fun to walk around nude. I was in my early 20s at the time and may have given in to certain impulses. It is not, however, something I have done in quite some time and certainly not in my current office setting. No judgement to those who do, of course.
 
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