Ted Danson Machine
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Because I went wee wee on the fire?
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God I love dad jokes, I shoulda had kids
Ted Danson Machine
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son1911
Zooville Settler
Go to Thailand, find a wife, make mini yous. ?
Yea Philippines might be better though, the food is amazing and the few Filipino women Ive met would force feed me because I'm tall af so apparently I need my food... Getting fat is worth it with cooking that goid
son1911
Zooville Settler
Who's the one getting pregnant here?
Hopefully not me... Although not having to buy milk for a year or two would be nice
son1911
Zooville Settler
The baby isn't even in the oven yet and you're already thinking of its negligence? You'll be an excellent parent. ?
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Ted Danson Machine
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But what if THESE were the bebes?
I would probably die from pushing out a littre of 6
son1911
Zooville Settler
P-p-p-pussy!
Have you seen someone give birth?? If avoiding that makes me a pussy then I'm ok with that ?
son1911
Zooville Settler
Take it like a man! ?
piotrohanian
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Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
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Why is this wine kicking my ass?? ?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Alcohol ??…??
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Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
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That actually sounds like a good idea rn
Never, I shall win!!!
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
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Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
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Nein ?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ja ??
Net ??