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[AngryGoose]

Why can't I feel normal when I wake up ?

 

[Chiara2003]

Not enough sleep

 

[AngryGoose]

Not enough sleep

Maybe, sometimes I get 5 hours and sometimes I get 9 hours plus which is ridiculous

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[AngryGoose]

People ask you when you're hungry?? Wish someone would ask me, I'm usually doing the asking ?

 

[AngryGoose]

@Ted Danson Machine ... What's a Ted Danson machine do?? Does it make Ted Dansons?? Or is it a machine that was made by Ted Danson?? Ive been thinking about it for a few days

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

@Ted Danson Machine ... What's a Ted Danson machine do?? Does it make Ted Dansons?? Or is it a machine that was made by Ted Danson?? Ive been thinking about it for a few days

Just take

Jackson 5 - Dancing Machine

Highest quality version on YouTube. Feel free to subscribe!Artist: Jackson 5Title: Dancing MachineAlbum: Jackson 5Year: 1974Audio: 128, 44kHzLength: 2min 32s...

www.youtube.com

and a little

Mix them together and you get a

 

[AngryGoose]

"dear diary: today I learnt the true definition of insanity..." ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"dear diary: today I learnt the true definition of insanity..." ?

Finally! Someone who gets it!!!

lol

 

[AngryGoose]

I'll be honest, I think I prefer the robot Ted Danson, it has character

 

[AngryGoose]

... not that Ted Danson doesn't have character

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I'll be honest, I think I prefer the robot Ted Danson, it has character

I'll probably go back to that pfp eventually.
Kind of on a Husky kick lately lol

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

... not that Ted Danson doesn't have character

He's an actor. He has a lot of them lol

 

[AngryGoose]

I'll probably go back to that pfp eventually.
Kind of on a Husky kick lately lol

Yea it would definitely make you stand out, a lot of people have huskies as profile pics Ive noticed... That and horses. It's part of the reason I have a dick pic, penis's are like fingerprints and you'll have a hard time finding 2 that completely match

 

[AngryGoose]

He's an actor. He has a lot of them lol

Lmfao that was really good, you should be proud of that ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

penis's are like fingerprints and you'll have a hard time finding 2 that completely match

"hard" time.....nice lol

 

[AngryGoose]

"hard" time.....nice lol

Yes... That pun was definitely not accidental... I'm actually that funny ??

 

[Cajlatsa]

End game. Mine

 

[AngryGoose]

End game. Mine

I know there's a marvel joke here but the only ones I can think of are too obvious

 

[Cajlatsa]

I know there's a marvel joke here but the only ones I can think of are too obvious

C'mon. I love a comedian!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yes... That pun was definitely not accidental... I'm actually that funny ??

 

[AngryGoose]

C'mon. I love a comedian!

Nah you brought too much attention too it so now I'm shy

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nah you brought too much attention too it so now I'm shy

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

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I heckin love you
lol

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

I heckin love you
lol

I heckin love you too Teddleton lol.

 

[son1911]

Outfoxed!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

 

[AngryGoose]

Outfoxed!

It'd be hard to outfox you, it's cause you're so foxy


On a completely unrelated note,@Ted Danson Machine do you have a meme about being bad at flirting??

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

It'd be hard to outfox you, it's cause you're so foxy


@Ted Danson Machine do you have a meme about being bad at flirting??