My family has had many brands of phones throughout the years Nokias, LGs, Samsungs, Motorolas, Kyoceras, and even a Blackberry. Flip, stick, slide, full keyboard, slab, you name it. (granted a lot of them were cheap phones) But out of all the phones, the only two batteries that ever swelled up on us were on 2 LG phones. I dunno what they're making them out of? Or rather were... since LG stopped making phones a couple of years back.
You absolutely certain you wanna know what happened to that particular phone?
You been using your ability to portal through time and space just to mess with people again?
Why wouldn't I click that!?
Damn, I don't know whether to motorboat that butt or root around between her thighs for her teats and suck on them.
Millions of years in the future, those phones will be the only remnants of 21st century technology left...
Fixed your typo, at least I thought it was a typo
While enticing, personally I would be a little concerned knowing what happened to your phone... ?Fixed your typo, at least I thought it was a typo
Lasts up to three times longer, right? ?I thought it was the energizer bunny... also...
wait wait wait, were the ads talking ABOUT DILDOS THE WHOLE TIME??!? ?
Pink, big and furry. What else would they be talking about? ?
Yeah it kinda comes with the territory unfortunately with mares, and when they cum.....
Well showers are a thing so... I'm guessing it's worth the risk lol.
The magnificence continues.
I would be soooo pissed if that little lemur tried making a pelt of this marvelous creature.
I don't think the lemur really would, but if so... No pelt!
You never know, he has millions of tricks hidden in his fur.
Fox is now watching the lemur more closely...
