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Stoli
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Good joke! 
Have a toke ?️
Later bloke! ?
Have a toke ?️
Later bloke! ?
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Later, man. ?
Get a tan. ?
Fry an egg in a pan. ?
Maybe join a lan! ?️
Get a tan. ?
Fry an egg in a pan. ?
Maybe join a lan! ?️
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Stoli
Guest
Many moons ago ?
I played some Halo?
But in recent years
It's gotten quite slow ?
I'll have a drink ?
And despite what you think ?
I'm running off with this ? and you can't catch me biiiiiiitch! ?
I played some Halo?
But in recent years
It's gotten quite slow ?
I'll have a drink ?
And despite what you think ?
I'm running off with this ? and you can't catch me biiiiiiitch! ?
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Stoli
Guest
I'm sure that your wife
Is a wonderful lass.
The love of my life
Is known for her sass!
I call her a bitch,
But she knows she can call
My heart, every stitch,
In the palm of her paw...
Also this ? is mine fuck off ?
Is a wonderful lass.
The love of my life
Is known for her sass!
I call her a bitch,
But she knows she can call
My heart, every stitch,
In the palm of her paw...
Also this ? is mine fuck off ?
My canine is beautiful
My girl is so smart
But holy hell
Does she have one smelly fart!
My girl is so smart
But holy hell
Does she have one smelly fart!
Trofén är min. Jag ska vara den sista som skriver i denna tråd!
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Stoli
Guest
Ok I'm practically monolingual and y'all can suck it. I win. ?
Åh, jag är en kåt hund, ja det är jag. Fråga bara min hundhona. Hon kommer att säga att jag är en hingst!
I have no idea how to translate that last word into the Swedish Meat ball language. But I mean stud dog! Lol
I have no idea how to translate that last word into the Swedish Meat ball language. But I mean stud dog! Lol
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Stoli
Guest
Oh I got this one. It's pronounced "Sto-Lee"
Really? Basically it's a male dog that's used to impregnate a female dog, usually I'm the context to sell the puppies when they are old enough to be rehomed.I don't know what stud dog is. ?
I thought it was "Roo-Roo"?
son1911
Zooville Settler
Avelshund. Male or female.
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Stoli
Guest
In dogspeak yes, in english it translates to something like "big stud" but it's pronounced "Sto-Lee" ?
Tryptamine
Tourist
STFU I win
Huh, so "Hane avelshund"?
son1911
Zooville Settler
English people can't spell nor read.
Hane can only be used as a noun.
Huh, I figured it roughly translated to "Male breeding dog."
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Stoli
Guest
I ain't English, I'm 'Merrican! ???
son1911
Zooville Settler
Breeding dog, yes. Male here corresponds better to manlig, but I'm reluctant to use it about animals.
You all look the same to me. ?
How come? Not you've got me curious...
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Stoli
Guest
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Of course. Civilized, manly, confident. We do look somewhat alike don't we? ?
son1911
Zooville Settler
Because manlig is derived from the Swedish word man, which is a male human being. So it would be awkward to use it about animals. It doesn't help that it can also mean manly. Manliga män is fine. Manliga hundar sounds weird.
Illiterate.
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Stoli
Guest
Psh literacy is for nerds. Can you play rugby or American football, that's the test of a man!
son1911
Zooville Settler
Then I don't want to be a man.
S
Stoli
Guest
?
(I was more of a soccer kid myself)
son1911
Zooville Settler
(I was more of a nerd.) ??