Last to post wins

[Stoli]

I'm appropriating your ?

 

[son1911]

Which one? I have many.
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[Stoli]

This one ? this one ? and this one ?

 

[Puhp]

Ah, yes. Those are all lovely. However, NONE of them are *ahem* this one: ?

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

Spoiler: Raccoon + 70mph =

why I should win?

 

[son1911]

First place is a ?. Second place is a ?.

 

[YIMBY]

First is the worst
Second is the best
Third is the one with a hairy chest

 

[Puhp]

Thank ye, then: ?

 

[plume]

Hé hop c'est moi qui gagne

 

[FloofyNewfie]

ÒwÓ

 

[son1911]

First is the worst
Second is the best
Third is the one with a hairy chest

@Puhp is the worst, @plume is the best, and @FloofyNewfie has a hairy chest? Are you the reincarnation of Nostradamus? ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

@Puhp is the worst, @plume is the best, and @son1911 is the one with double D sized breast! Lol

 

[Puhp]

@Floof is a Goof, and @son cries theft, but @Puhp holds the ? out in front of the rest!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

holds the ? out in front of the rest!

Or so he wishes!

 

[Puhp]

Puhp, admiring ?: Did someone say something?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Yeah, your trophy ? is mine!

 

[Puhp]

Roses are Red, and
@Floofy is wrongest.
@Puhp shines his trophy
Holding it for the longest!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Holding it for the longest!

Lol, get rekt!

 

[Puhp]

There once was a mod named @Floof
Who thought he'd won and had proof
He shined up the trophy
While @Puhp was having coffee
But @Puhp stole it back - that's the TRUTH!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Roses are red
@Puhp thought he had the win
But then came floofy
It ended with "Fin"

 

[Puhp]

Puhp owns the trophy
Floofy t r i e s to steal it back.
No way @Floof, it's mine!

 

[Stoli]

It is a fine art
Formulating a haiku
:YOINK: Later, shitlords!

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[Puhp]

There once was a @Stoli who boasted
"Later shitlords!" he posted.
Too late he began to suspect
That @Puhp replied "Get reckt!
? is mine, you guys are roasted!"

 

[Stoli]

Dearest @Puhp,

I thank you sir, this ? is divine
You lost it to me, and now it is mine
"Get wrecked" you said, but oh instead,
I'll do the wrecking this time!

 

[Puhp]

Over the river, and through the wood,
To collect the trophy we go;
the horse knows the way to carry the sleigh
and bring it back to me, yo!

 

[Dierin]

I'm just here for the rhymes

 

[Stoli]

Over the river and through the wood?
Better keep going if you know whats good!
Touching this ? wouldn't end great
I'll spank you, and take that horse on a date!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I'll spank you, and take that horse on a date!

What if the horse says "Neigh"? ?

 

[Stoli]

What if the horse says "Neigh"? ?

Oh Floofy, are you aware
That I'm quite charming
To most of the mares?
But if she give me
A very stern "neigh"

I would respect the lady's wishes
and wish her "good day!" ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Whatever you do, don't get kicked in the chest.
I'm not going to be the one, to clean up the mess.
If she says "Yay!" I wish you the best.
But the last post is mine, this I'll stress!