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Oof... I'm really sorry about that. I can't imagine why this is still so common, it's not like babies can affirm they want their body permanently altered.
I'm lucky I still have mine. My religious father wanted mine removed, but luckily my agnostic mother put her foot down on that decision.
 
Religion had nothing to do with it in my case. Just common practice. It’s alright tho, I’m already devising a plan to steal it back from him. He’ll never see it coming ?
 
Religion had nothing to do with it in my case. Just common practice. It’s alright tho, I’m already devising a plan to steal it back from him. He’ll never see it coming ?
When you meet God face to face bring a scalpel. Circumcise God. Ultimate Alpha Chad move right there! He won't see it coming! Lol
 
If I get to heaven I don’t think I’m going to try my luck getting thrown out ?
Nah, he'd be like "Bro, did you just cut my wennie Bro? Bro, clearly you're more of an alpha Chad than I am bro. Bro, take all my powers bro. *whispers to self* ...bro"
 
Hmmm.... we're all assuming god has humanoid genitalia. But what if... what if God is a fossa and has a very large pp? Or a lion with a very small pp? There are all sorts of ways this could go - we gotta prepare for all of 'em...
 
BTW, I see y'all in the Don't Wake The Mods thread. The regular players can attest, it's a bit harder to win than you'd imagine.
 
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