Nuh uh. I win RIGHT NOW. I posted last. I'm typing right now. As long as I don't stop typing, the win doesn't stop coming.
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Type type type all ya want, I never sleep!
I’m too tired and lazy for war. Maybe a thumb war?Oh, so? Does this mean war?
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8 I used this hand to masturbate!
Are you in a Russian insomnia inquisition camp?
If by "Thumb War" you mean a typing war in which the thumbs are used for Shift and Space, then maybe.
You're welcome! ...NOT!
I’m ambidextrous in that sense
Too bad I play the skin flute with two hands. It's whatchu gotta do when you have a massive ?
Did you wash that hand before the war?
I sure hope not ?
Give it a sniff and find out. But if you pass out I'm not legally responsible!
Did you use a sedative as lubrication or something?
No, there’s just a lotta stank in all that floof ?
Every day, can’t function without it.Maybe you need some.
Seven days, no soap no water?
Nah, the last time I washed my ? was... say, when did the Berlin wall fall again? It was shortly before that! ?
My lady had her tongue on it this morning, does that count ?
Maybe you should make yourself a ham and ?cheese sandwich.
? and ? and ? doesn't sound too bad right about now.
? with extra ham and pineapple! ?
The doctor stole mine when I was born. That sonofabitch
God wants all of our foreskins so that he can construct a giant rubber band to slingshot the earth into the sun. That bastard!