I have translated the kinsey test to the zoo instead, test it and have fun.
(I could not find that anyone else have done it before, although there has been some talk about the kinsey zoo scale.)
Kinsey zoo scale test
1: Who are you attracted to?
1 point: Only humans.
2 point: Mostly people.
3 point: Both humans and animals.
4 point: Mostly animals.
5 point: Only animals.
2: Who have you had sex with?
1 point: Only humans.
2 point: Both humans and animals, but I prefer humans.
3 point: Both humans and animals.
4 point: Both humans and animals, but I prefer animals.
5 point: Only animals.
3: What have you had sexual fantasies about?
3 point: Both humans and animals.
2 point: Mostly people.
4 point: Mostly animals.
1 point: Only humans.
5 point: Only animals.
4: With what do you form strong emotional bonds?
5 point Only animals.
4 point: Mostly animals.
3 point: Both humans and animals.
2 point: Mostly people.
1 point: Only humans.
5: Who do you feel most comfortable hanging out with?
1 point: Only humans.
2 point: Mostly people.
3 point: Both humans and animals.
4 point: Mostly animals.
5 point: Only animals.
6: The idea of having sex with people is:
1 point: Desirable
2 point: Interesting
3 point: Tolerable
4 point: Negative
5 point: Disgusting
7: The idea of having sex with animals is:
5 point: Desirable
4 point: Interesting
3 point: Tolerable
2 point: Negative
1 point: Disgusting
