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I Have...something you did because you were Horny

I'm an exhibitionist. Male. Too stupid, too masculine, too something to stop. Just a moron.

Give me a two or three second shot.
 
Still want to suck off a bitch. Already sucked off a mare. Huge pussy. Delicious. Fuuuu, uh, fu, uh, nice girl parts.

Not that I would know anything about that.

A bitch - taking my life into my own hands.
 
Back to horny, my first home object ever was a wooden ballero toy, so the handle was very smooth solid wood.
Worst is sex with a stack of glue sticks, I think I stuck one in my ass too.
 
Back to horny,..

...glue sticks?

Glue sticks?

I fuck mares. That's as crazy weirdo outdoor stuff as I go.

Dreamed about fu,, fu, uh, being up close and personal with -

- an elk.

Bad person for thinking that.

I should stick to sticking mares.

Some would see me as dirty.

Well, maybe.

If she backs into me, who is the dirtier minded?

Back to horny - I am stupid. I fuck anyone who doesn't jump away fast enough.

Or, she backs me into a corner and I unzip and be bad. Very bad. Unzip.

Something to stand on, so I can reach.

Tiny little man, her glorious huge PUSSY (I know I'm going to hell for that,)

Yes I touched, licked, sucked and fucked a mare. Several mares. I am bad.
 
WarHorse said:
Back to horny,..

...glue sticks?

Glue sticks?
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It sucked. 10/10 don't recommend, probably shoulda thought to melt the plastic edges.... I was pretty dumb.
Currently I have a little plastic banana in my purse that dispenses lotion, that I use to masturbate when I'm away from home and don't have access to my toys ~ like outside at the gym or at a park~ sometimes I walk my dog and I have it inside of me, and it's moves around with every step, it's wide and short so the girth is perfect. It's hard to wait getting all the way home
 
Something I did because I was horny:
Deprived myself of sleep for three days, so I could have sex with as many women as I could, to satisfy my urges.
One at a time. No threesomes or anything; finished with one, then went out or called and got another one. On the fourth day, I slept for ten hours, then woke up, more horny than ever.
 
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Something I did because I was horny:
Woke up from an orgasm while asleep with my body trembling from still being so incredibly horny. I was on my side and my thigh was soaked. Still trembling, I got a double-dildo from the nightstand toy-drawer, got on my back and tucked my knees way back. One elbow, I hooked behind one knee and held the other knee back as far as I could. I got a firm grip on that toy and gave myself a good hard pounding with it. I came many times before I finally stopped.
 
Something I did because I was horny:
Had Shady my black lab fuck me, then kept going with a knotted dildo until I was raw and couldn't take anymore. Still ended up just buzzing my clit for a few more before I just couldn't bear to touch myself. Didn't do lasting damage but I've had some days where I just needed to be used a LOT.
 
Katelyn said:
Something I did because I was horny:
Had Shady my black lab fuck me, then kept going with a knotted dildo until I was raw and couldn't take anymore. Still ended up just buzzing my clit for a few more before I just couldn't bear to touch myself. Didn't do lasting damage but I've had some days where I just needed to be used a LOT.
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I loved that, you hot creature, you....
 
jerked it looking at my neighbors goats udders... later I'd make friends with them and do more, but that was my first time realizing how hot they are
 
I have masturbated myself and my dog for a peeping tom. He was a horny, gross old fat neighbor who would "hide" behind some bushes or his shed and spy at me while I mowed, gardened, and especially when I laid out sunning in my back yard. On more than one occasion I would play with my pussy and tits while I laid on my lounge chair, all oiled up in my bikini. It was such a turn on to know he was jerking his cock leering at me. Once, when I was washing my big ole lab, I jerked him off while the old man watched. lol
 
WetNWanton said:
I have masturbated myself and my dog for a peeping tom. He was a horny, gross old fat neighbor who would "hide" behind some bushes or his shed and spy at me while I mowed, gardened, and especially when I laid out sunning in my back yard. On more than one occasion I would play with my pussy and tits while I laid on my lounge chair, all oiled up in my bikini. It was such a turn on to know he was jerking his cock leering at me. Once, when I was washing my big ole lab, I jerked him off while the old man watched. lol
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Very hot indeed.....
 
WetNWanton said:
I have masturbated myself and my dog for a peeping tom. He was a horny, gross old fat neighbor who would "hide" behind some bushes or his shed and spy at me while I mowed, gardened, and especially when I laid out sunning in my back yard. On more than one occasion I would play with my pussy and tits while I laid on my lounge chair, all oiled up in my bikini. It was such a turn on to know he was jerking his cock leering at me. Once, when I was washing my big ole lab, I jerked him off while the old man watched. lol
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Such a hot story ?
 
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