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I Have...something you did because you were Horny

As a kid, I tipped my pedal bike upside down onto the handle bars and seat. I would then
crank on the pedal to make the wheel spin., as it spun, I would stick my dick into the wheel
so it could vibrate off the spokes
 
As a kid, I tipped my pedal bike upside down onto the handle bars and seat. I would then
crank on the pedal to make the wheel spin., as it spun, I would stick my dick into the wheel
so it could vibrate off the spokes
Did you use a closepeg ?
 
Something I did because I was horny:
I came across an alarm clock on Amazon which included a separate, five-inch flat disk called a "bed shaker." The bed shaker got rave customer reviews. Some put it under their mattress, but best under your pillow. I do not need an alarm clock, but because I was horny, you can bet I HAD to try this "bed shaker" thing on my ladyparts.

It arrived and I set the alarm. It went off and felt REAL good on my ladyparts. Not quite as strong as my wand, but close!
More practical side note: if your alarm doesn't wake you, you have to try it. Under your pillow, if it doesn't wake you, you may not have a pulse. Great for those with a hearing loss, because you don't have to hear it. You FEEL it. A lot.
 
I have gone to the stables at 3am in -10⁰C and snow... luckily mare was awake and ready to warm up in the best way possible.

At that temp though... you don't recognise yourself lol
 
I have.... fucked my gf in the same room I did a thesys presentation, minutes after the fucking. I got a degree on graphic design after that
 
Smelled my coworker's seat. I didn't masturbate in the morning...and she is a raging bitch. Like none of us on the team can stand her.

Except...that day....I would've gotten her pregnant on the spot and married her for 1000 years I was so horny. Her attitude made me even more erect.

Her figure went from "fat" to "voluptuous". You get the point...it was all working for me that day and I NEEDED IT.

She got up to leave for the day...and after about what seemed 10 unbearable minutes. Probably about 30 seconds frfr...I literally HUSTLED over to kneel the fuck down and smell her vagina through the seat and oooomg it was everything I needed and more at that moment.

I sniffed the top of the chair where the back of her hair was resting so I could get the shampoo scent. The back of the chair to ger her scent and the deepest inhales of the seat portion to lock her in.

Searched up the category I needed on xnxx when I got home and felt sooooo satisfied lmfao
 
I have been knotted to my boy in the backseat of my car while on the clock, with people actively talking to me on radio. Glad they didnt come look for me at my car
 
When I was in school I got so horny that I masturbated my cock secretly under the table. I was completley clothed, a girl sat next to me. I managed to cum without being caught.
 
Ok, I feel this needs putting into context!
Worked overnight security for a big trucker stop. The job was 11Pm to 7Am. Got paid 17 an hour to sit around and drive around in my car. I could also have my mate with me all night. It was a crisp -20 F day and the trucker storefront was radioing me to come help with some bullshit. Usually cleanjng showers, taking out trucker trash (which might as well be biohazard) or checking on something suspicious.

Anyways, on that brutally cold night, it was unusually calm. Me and doggy were feeling very frisky in the warm heater of my truck, so we decided to fuck around. I parked at the corner of the property, turned my radio down, stripped naked and climbed in the backseat. My dog quickly mounted me and got his knot in. It was so good and sooo warm. I got us used to turning butt to butt with the tie, but with him like, between my legs as I was on my back. This allowed a comfortable position for us to stay tied as long as he liked. Usually staying knotted for half an hour. Within a few minutes of finally getting comfortable, with my dog had already passed out, still tied with me. The radio breaks the silence. "Hey, <me> i need you to come check on this car driving around the lot with no headlights on."

This lead to me basically having an extended conversation with the night manager about a car I was pretending to check out. When in reality I was still in the backseat, knotted to my dog.
 
Worked overnight security for a big trucker stop. The job was 11Pm to 7Am. Got paid 17 an hour to sit around and drive around in my car. I could also have my mate with me all night. It was a crisp -20 F day and the trucker storefront was radioing me to come help with some bullshit. Usually cleanjng showers, taking out trucker trash (which might as well be biohazard) or checking on something suspicious.

Anyways, on that brutally cold night, it was unusually calm. Me and doggy were feeling very frisky in the warm heater of my truck, so we decided to fuck around. I parked at the corner of the property, turned my radio down, stripped naked and climbed in the backseat. My dog quickly mounted me and got his knot in. It was so good and sooo warm. I got us used to turning butt to butt with the tie, but with him like, between my legs as I was on my back. This allowed a comfortable position for us to stay tied as long as he liked. Usually staying knotted for half an hour. Within a few minutes of finally getting comfortable, with my dog had already passed out, still tied with me. The radio breaks the silence. "Hey, <me> i need you to come check on this car driving around the lot with no headlights on."

This lead to me basically having an extended conversation with the night manager about a car I was pretending to check out. When in reality I was still in the backseat, knotted to my dog.
That's both hot and beautiful!
 
I've let my (late) dog lick me while i was jerking. (It was not intended, but was so horny i coulnt care) thats how my interest in zoo started
 
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