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How to "train" your wife (to fuck dogs for you) (HTTYW)

KnottySpectator69 said:
LOL here’s a thought. his wife might be on here and she doesn’t have a clue he is on here.
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And heres one for you, bubba....Lawyers that specialize in Divorce share in the settlement. They also specialize in twisting the tiniest truth into the fattest settlements in cases where the grounds are relatively normal. So what do you think The Dogs of Law can do with a topic like this one being brought up? You wouldnt have to be guilty....all youd need to be is outted. End of job, end of professional licenses, End of the Club memberships where you chase your balls on Saturday. I realize that the Dirty South has a different attitude....but Its tougher, not easier on pervs.

KnottySpectator69 said:
Personally if it were legal and I didn’t have to worry about being arrested I wouldn’t give a shit who knew. It’s my life I don’t force anything and I’m not harming anyone I wouldn’t care what anyone else’s opinion was or is.
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I think you just blew your wad, there, Spanky....how many more "If''s do you need? IT is a criminal offense in EVERY state....IT is also considered Immoral by every community with even one Church. I dont care what you think....and mock ME all you like. But dont advise people on something you apparently have not a single clue about.

So...tell ya what....you find a gal...get her into a relationship....then tell her this is your desire for her to do for You....do us a favor
...hit "Record"....and we'll all have a laugh. 'Bye now.
 
Tom is the name of the dog she wants to get knotted by.
saddlebum66 said:
And heres one for you, bubba....Lawyers that specialize in Divorce share in the settlement. They also specialize in twisting the tiniest truth into the fattest settlements in cases where the grounds are relatively normal. So what do you think The Dogs of Law can do with a topic like this one being brought up? You wouldnt have to be guilty....all youd need to be is outted. End of job, end of professional licenses, End of the Club memberships where you chase your balls on Saturday. I realize that the Dirty South has a different attitude....but Its tougher, not easier on pervs.

I think you just blew your wad, there, Spanky....how many more "If''s do you need? IT is a criminal offense in EVERY state....IT is also considered Immoral by every community with even one Church. I dont care what you think....and mock ME all you like. But dont advise people on something you apparently have not a single clue about.

So...tell ya what....you find a gal...get her into a relationship....then tell her this is your desire for her to do for You....do us a favor
...hit "Record"....and we'll all have a laugh. 'Bye now.
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Here’s your ?. Learn how to count I said “if” 1 time...also it’s not a criminal offense in every state know the facts before posting your opinionated garbage..and since you obviously aren’t educated in facts here are some facts for you!!! “Bestiality remains “legal” in the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming, with bills pending in New Hampshire and Ohio, United States. ... No federal law bans bestiality!!!”

Also I’ll do you one better I already have discussed it with my “gal” Just didn’t record the conversation. And guess what we surprise surprise we are still together she didn’t publicly out me and other then talking to me has kept our conversation to herself. She was shocked and said initially that she isn’t into it but she is very Inquisitive and if anything I think it has got some gears turning in her head, because since our discussion she has actually brought it up numerous times trying to understand and asking questions. She even asked me if I had any videos that I would liked to show her So I showed her my favorites. I introduced her to some Sonya videos. She watched a little paused it asked what about it I liked I explained. Watched some more. She said she still isn’t fully into it but she understands more and is starting to open up to it and asked if I thought she would enjoy it. Next thing I know she’s on top of me with my dick in her hand. So She is slowly opening up ??. And one thing I do have a clue about is the law I know it very well there “skippy”. Educate yourself before you try to educate someone else. Your profile pic makes more sense now it’s a depiction of yourself jackass.
 
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Never said a thing about Federal law pal....and if a specific animal sex law isnt on the books in a given locale, take a good look at animal abuse....because thats where the hooks are....grow the hell up sonny. You think its legal? Grab spotty and drop trou in ANY of those places you just mentioned....Ill come and sell tickets for the bust. Theres a serious difference between legal and "not illegal"....Try reading instead of WIKI-ing.
 
saddlebum66 said:
Never said a thing about Federal law pal....and if a specific animal sex law isnt on the books in a given locale, take a good look at animal abuse....because thats where the hooks are....grow the hell up sonny. You think its legal? Grab spotty and drop trou in ANY of those places you just mentioned....Ill come and sell tickets for the bust. Theres a serious difference between legal and "not illegal"....Try reading instead of WIKI-ing.
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You said and I quote “it is a criminal offense in every state”. And I said You sir are fucking wrong... it is not a criminal offense nor is it consider animal abuse or is there any law whatsoever in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, or Wyoming... now as I said come with facts before you come at me with your opinions or I will just continue to make you look like the fucking idiot if you’d like. So my response to you is Try learning facts before typing.
 
Let me tell you what I find funny about this thread in particular.

You're narrow minded to the point you only want the opinion of females - even though plenty of husbands have had experience with this. There's hint number 1 that you just want to read stories and jerk off.

You're narrow minded enough to try and force YOUR fetish onto your wife - just because you're married to her. You've been schooled on the legality of this lifestyle. You've been schooled on the majority moral opinion of this lifestyle. Trying to impose this lifestyle on someone is risky. If you can't work this out for yourself, you really need to seriously examine your character.

You ask what do you think is the best way to slowly introduce your wife into the idea of being with dogs? So you know damn well she's not into it. You'd know if she was. If you even pay attention to her. There is no way to slowly introduce someone to this, they're either born willing to do it, or they're not. How would you feel if your wife brought home cock for you to take? What would you say? And don't you dare say you'd do it, your title gives you away.

You want to see women being banged by dogs? There's a ton of porn of it.
You want to destroy your entire life in 5 seconds? Go ahead, ask your wife to take knot.

This is the sort of thing you work out at the beginning of a relationship. You don't wait years, get into it, and then spring it on your partner because you've spent just over a year watching porn of it.

Never buy a dog.
 
KnottySpectator69 said:
Tom is the name of the dog she wants to get knotted by.

Here’s your ?. Learn how to count I said “if” 1 time...also it’s not a criminal offense in every state know the facts before posting your opinionated garbage..and since you obviously aren’t educated in facts here are some facts for you!!! “Bestiality remains “legal” in the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming, with bills pending in New Hampshire and Ohio, United States. ... No federal law bans bestiality!!!”

Also I’ll do you one better I already have discussed it with my “gal” Just didn’t record the conversation. And guess what we surprise surprise we are still together she didn’t publicly out me and other then talking to me has kept our conversation to herself. She was shocked and said initially that she isn’t into it but she is very Inquisitive and if anything I think it has got some gears turning in her head, because since our discussion she has actually brought it up numerous times trying to understand and asking questions. She even asked me if I had any videos that I would liked to show her So I showed her my favorites. I introduced her to some Sonya videos. She watched a little paused it asked what about it I liked I explained. Watched some more. She said she still isn’t fully into it but she understands more and is starting to open up to it and asked if I thought she would enjoy it. Next thing I know she’s on top of me with my dick in her hand. So She is slowly opening up ??. And one thing I do have a clue about is the law I know it very well there “skippy”. Educate yourself before you try to educate someone else. Your profile pic makes more sense now it’s a depiction of yourself jackass.
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One question you might ask yourself is if you do convince her and you discover she’d rather spend time with him than you how will you respond. I have chatted with more than a few woman that have had their significant other become threatened and jealous of the fact he was getting less than her companion. You wish her to do so for your benefit with no apparent thought of hers. It might be wise to consider.
 
you ask what do you think is the best way to slowly introduce your wife into the idea of being with dogs? So you know damn well she's not into it. You'd know if she was. If you even pay attention to her. There is no way to slowly introduce someone to this, they're either born willing to do it, or they're not. How would you feel if your wife brought home cock for you to take? What would you say? And don't you dare say you'd do it, your title gives you away.[/QUOTE]

Not sure if that was directed towards me or not but I respect your opinion. With the exception of one thing you got to give a fair comparison... and you didn’t give A fair comparison at all LOL ? ... you said how would you feel if “your” wife brought home a cock for you to take. What would I say.. I would say fuck no I’m not gay. So you are correct no I would not take the dick..? but to be fair I’m not gay and not interested in dick. My “wife on the other hand loves dick and loves to take dick. So what I’m offering is atleast a type of something she likes. ? LOL So if we are being fair the appropriate comparison would be if she brought me something the type I like.. So If she were to bring me a bitch that was ready and willing I would gladly accept. ? So as long as we are giving a fair comparison I’m game to play ball.
But I would never force or push her into something if she wasn’t fully willing. I have never pressed the subject or even mentioned it other then the one time. Every discussion has been her who initiated the convo.
 
so as long as you get what you want, you're happy, doesn't matter what the other party thinks or wants.

that's the definition of rape.

Edit: You can play ball all you like, but you're not going to get far in a community like this, believe me.
 
Autsfun said:
One question you might ask yourself is if you do convince her and you discover she’d rather spend time with him than you how will you respond. I have chatted with more than a few woman that have had their significant other become threatened and jealous of the fact he was getting less than her companion. You wish her to do so for your benefit with no apparent thought of hers. It might be wise to consider.
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Yeah I would not be jealous or threatened at all if anything I would enjoy the competition. Technically I would be at a bit of a disadvantage at doggy style ? but in all seriousness If that’s what she chooses I would have 0 problem with that. In fact I Would love to join but would be always be more than happy to watch.
 
Tie and turn said:
so as long as you get what you want, you're happy, doesn't matter what the other party thinks or wants.

that's the definition of rape.

Edit: You can play ball all you like, but you're not going to get far in a community like this, believe me.
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You must have not read what I said. Not sure my definition and your definition of rape are the same thing. I clearly said as long as the bitch was “ready and willing” I would gladly accept”
 
Tie and turn said:
so as long as you get what you want, you're happy, doesn't matter what the other party thinks or wants.

that's the definition of rape.

Edit: You can play ball all you like, but you're not going to get far in a community like this, believe me.
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I feel that you might be misinterpreting my joking manner. But don’t misread my meaning Im cool with whatever as long as no humans/animals are getting hurt.
 
Long ago I tried to introduce the idea to a gal in my life, she would have done it but only to please me.
 
Found this wandering....looks like someone lost a relative.
 

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saddlebum66 said:
Im sure he is, but the Marquis of Queensbury thing was about rules...NOT boxing...and trial by combat is SOOOOO 12th Century
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It's the caveman way of doin things.. URRR ME BEAT YOU UP URR URR

I got yer post was about rules, but as fer this guy.. you found his relative by the looks.
 
I have pondered multiple time how I can introduce my wife to animal sex. I have no idea if she would get into something as such. I have thought of possibly revealing it to her in a secure manor to keep myself from looking like an idiot. Who here can guide me in the right direction? TIA
 
Ksan said:
I have pondered multiple time how I can introduce my wife to animal sex. I have no idea if she would get into something as such. I have thought of possibly revealing it to her in a secure manor to keep myself from looking like an idiot. Who here can guide me in the right direction? TIA
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There are two general opinions on this topic, one is that making zoos out of non-zoos for your pleasure is not a good idea. To be honest it often sounds like emotional blackmail, you push it until she gives up and finally does it for you because she loves you. Sounds lovely right.

Lets do a small thought exercise:
Lets say that your wife was really into watching guys suck old man's dicks (or substitute that with something you are disgusted by) and would really like to share this interest with you. Would go to a forum and ask for advice:
"How to get my husband to do this for me, I really want to see it?",
"Who here can guide me in the right direction? To make him interested in the scent of an old penis and drinking the cum of elderly men?"

How would you feel about that?
 
Drop some questions and see what her response is. If she isn't, then just leave it at that as some people aren't interested or don't or can't understand. If it is something important to you, consider the importance of a relationship and the person you spend your time with, and then consider if it is worth explaining to or spending your time with this person.
 
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