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How to "train" your wife (to fuck dogs for you) (HTTYW)

wishboner said:
I am a guy that likes seeing women get fucked. It doesn't matter who or what they are getting fucked by, it turns me on. That said, it's best to let it happen naturally to me. I got lucky, and my first GF was a K9-loving one. Maybe that helped me develop my "beastdar" because I've "discovered" a few girls over the years. Your dog does all the work...He will attract them, and you have to pick up on the signs. It can be as simple as taking him for a walk and running into a K9girl or at a dog park. You don't have to train them; they will be attracted to your dog, and you have to notice.

Of course, a fail-proof way to know for sure, IMO, is to watch Zooporn together and judge their reaction. If they get highly turned on, that's your sign.
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This is totally true. They won't be able to resist approaching you and petting your dog. Dog tags like this can help break the ice.Dog tags.jpg
 
wishboner said:
Of course, a fail-proof way to know for sure, IMO, is to watch Zooporn together and judge their reaction. If they get highly turned on, that's your sign.
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There is a lot of erotic art that shows women with non human species other than dogs or horses, often aliens or monsters. And you don't have to show her something that's explicit.
 
wishboner said:
That's funny because I had a tag saying "Chick Magnet." Hehe
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Nice, i have one thats say "best mates" at the moment. I like the idea of chick magnet though, where did you find that.?.
I took my boy to work a couple of weeks ago when i had a day off.
I've had several people at work had been asking me to bring him in since i got him so they could meet him.
What was interesting about that was that it would have been about 90% of those that asked to meet him were females, not many males showed much interest in him.
Now here's where my mind started to get triggered, One of the ladies at work went all jelly like and got down on the floor to cuddle with him.
As if I wasn't even there. She hardly looked at me when i was trying to engage in conversation with her, she was so focused on him and giving him full body cuddles not just head scratches or pats.
It just naturally dawned on me that she was zoo due to her reaction with him.
I could be completely wrong, but it certainly gave me those vibes.
Unfortunately she is a work colleague so she is in the no-go zone. But now i cant stop seeing her in that way every time our paths meet. She often asks about him too just in general conversation.
We have always flirted with each other in a joking work colleague type way, but we usually do that when no one else is about as it can get pretty filthy sometimes (non-zoo style) of course.
She is an attractive woman for 55 and I would fuck her no problems at all if she wasn't a work colleague.
Am i reading into this a bit too much.
Yeah probably.
Perhaps i should find a new job and then go back and ask her to dinner.?
 
The best tip: don't. If she's into it, she's into it, if she's not, she's not, and it ain't cool to push that.
The second best tip: try to figure out if she's into it or not. You could find some posts on that around
 
K9Evangelist said:
I think many of the guys on here really don't like or care about women. They just want to get off on their own fantasies.
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Like, I get that I also asked a question on this thread, and I still haven't brought it up to my girlfriend as I'm still trying to find the best way to test the waters. But even if I do ask her, or anyone else for that matter, and they say "no", that's the end of it. Hard stop. At that point, I'll have to hope they don't find me wierd as fuck. I'm not going to be angry at someone or think less of someone for not having the same kinks as me, especially not someone that I claim to love in any capacity. That's just ridiculous.

I'm also more than a little concerned that this one major issue that deserves more attention and care was seemingly glossed over so quickly. People aren't tools or objects. Nobody should be seen as a means to an end, or anything less than a person. Period.

Sorry for the mini rant. It just rubbed me the wrong way.
 
K9jockcockguyk9 said:
Wondering on what very subtle hints you could use to hint and suggest the k9 kink to female partner?

Anyone got any useful tips?

Thanks
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Yeah....just slip up to her right ear and ask if she wants to boogie with your Mutt....works like a charm
 
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2lovedogs said:
Like, I get that I also asked a question on this thread, and I still haven't brought it up to my girlfriend as I'm still trying to find the best way to test the waters. But even if I do ask her, or anyone else for that matter, and they say "no", that's the end of it. Hard stop. At that point, I'll have to hope they don't find me wierd as fuck. I'm not going to be angry at someone or think less of someone for not having the same kinks as me, especially not someone that I claim to love in any capacity. That's just ridiculous.

I'm also more than a little concerned that this one major issue that deserves more attention and care was seemingly glossed over so quickly. People aren't tools or objects. Nobody should be seen as a means to an end, or anything less than a person. Period.

Sorry for the mini rant. It just rubbed me the wrong way.
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Quickly? How old are you, bud? Six?
Try doing some actual reading, instead of thinking with your pecker. It's been an active topic for at least 25 years I know of, and the answer is pretty much, "Let it be"...if she was zooey, you'd likely already know.

You can ask the question....its been answered at least an unexaggerated MILLION times
 
saddlebum66 said:
Quickly? How old are you, bud? Six?
Try doing some actual reading, instead of thinking with your pecker. It's been an active topic for at least 25 years I know of, and the answer is pretty much, "Let it be"...if she was zooey, you'd likely already know.

You can ask the question....its been answered at least an unexaggerated MILLION times
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I think maybe you misunderstood what I was trying to say, or maybe I just worded it odd.
 
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