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How to "train" your wife (to fuck dogs for you) (HTTYW)

Wow.

I just skipped through the thread, and it is amazing to see how resistant(or rather immune) the human brain is to actually good advice, if the idea is bad, but already locked in.

@pes how do you stay so calm, when you see the wall of ignorance?

It's like:
"how do I get my gf to fuck dogs for me?"

"well that's a dumb idea. It will most likely end in a divorce, and you probably go to jail. Also, how would you feel geting emotionaly pressured into doing something sexual you don't whant to do?"

"yes. So anyway, how do I get her to do it?"

*nuclear facepalm*
 
You can slowly, after some time, probe the topic and see the reaction. If you're dead set on dating a zoo, then that can be a direction you go when talking with people.
 
So today I caught my wife masterbating while letting the dog lick her.
I've recently changed our door camera and just left the old one on the shelf in the lounge. Not thinking about where it was pointing.
Today while out, I I got a motion alert and see my wife sat on the sofa playing with herself while the dog licks her.
This immediately turned me on. To see my wife getting off in such a taboo manner was exciting.
We have an open marriage and live a mild swinger lifestyle so I feel comfortable to talk to her about it, but I have no idea what to say so she doesn't feel embarrassed, or think that I was spying on her. This was an accident tbh.
I want her to open up about it because I like the idea of her doing this and I don't want her to feel shame.

Please can anyone give me some advice for how to approach and speak to her about this.
 
So you are seriously considering spying on her now? Fascinating. Get a grip.
 
So you are seriously considering spying on her now? Fascinating. Get a grip.
No seriously. Not spying on her. Not gonna. I need to talk to her but I never expected this so I don't know what to say.
Also, the camera only got changed yesterday, so I suspect she's done this before?
 
My kinky girlfriend has many fetishes but she did not know anything about bestiality. In the last months I started investigating and sending her some dog sex videos and I found that she is really interested. Lately I found that she likes more horse sex. Actually her main fetish is dilatation and when she saw how big the horse penis is, she started having a lot of fantasies and we started sharing videos. She loves when the horse is close to cum and the dick head become swallen and the horse ejaculate so much. Now horse sex became her main fetish and she wants to try. She was abroad for a wihile, tomorrow we are meeting and I am making her a surprise as I bought a big horse dick dildo. I am sure that she will be very happy. Tomorrow I will tell you more and hopefully I will share a picture of her playing with this huge dildo.
still waiting for this update
 
No seriously. Not spying on her. Not gonna. I need to talk to her but I never expected this so I don't know what to say.
Also, the camera only got changed yesterday, so I suspect she's done this before?
Just tell her the truth in the same manner you described it here. Tell her about having set the old camera down in the living room and how what you saw turned you on and it's OK with you. I'm sure she will be embarrassed at first but at the same time maybe relieved that she doesn't have to hide that side of her sexuality from you anymore.
 
So, while drinking a few months back, my wife admitted to me that she watches the occasional zoo porn. I told her that I did probably a decade ago now. She admitted to have been watching it for quite a few years now, not remembering if it was before or after I told her. She said it was not her favorite, that she does not use it much, but that it works the fastest. So she generally uses it to help go to sleep (we both work night shifts on opposite days of one another).
As you can see, it takes her a VERY long time to open up to sexual things. All throughout high school, I only made it barely to 2nd base, and now she suffers from a murdered libido from anxiety meds. The only time she ever wants to actual do anything is when we drink the one time we do every four months or so.

I am wondering if I should pursue this. Help her get more comfortable and get to the point of accepting this kink about herself, since she has not worked through that yet. I would really love to get a clip of her "using" the material for my own use later (which I won't be sharing since I am an extremely jealous person). At points I REALLY want to see her actually doing things with a dog, but then I am unsure after the post-nut clarity (of course that would be in a world that got turned upside down a second time with how unlikely that could happen).

To summarize: Wife admitted to being a fellow zoo enjoyer, but has not worked through accepting that kink yet. Should I help her work through it so we can enjoy it together? If she does work through it, should I try pushing the boundaries to see if she will do zoo stuff herself (naturally still respecting her and not forcing her)? Has anyone regretted having their partner do things with animals? Any suggestions on helping her get more comfortable with it and exploring it? As she is currently still very closed off about it.

Thank you for any and all advice and/or input! It is appreciated!
 
So, while drinking a few months back, my wife admitted to me that she watches the occasional zoo porn. I told her that I did probably a decade ago now. She admitted to have been watching it for quite a few years now, not remembering if it was before or after I told her. She said it was not her favorite, that she does not use it much, but that it works the fastest. So she generally uses it to help go to sleep (we both work night shifts on opposite days of one another).
As you can see, it takes her a VERY long time to open up to sexual things. All throughout high school, I only made it barely to 2nd base, and now she suffers from a murdered libido from anxiety meds. The only time she ever wants to actual do anything is when we drink the one time we do every four months or so.

I am wondering if I should pursue this. Help her get more comfortable and get to the point of accepting this kink about herself, since she has not worked through that yet. I would really love to get a clip of her "using" the material for my own use later (which I won't be sharing since I am an extremely jealous person). At points I REALLY want to see her actually doing things with a dog, but then I am unsure after the post-nut clarity (of course that would be in a world that got turned upside down a second time with how unlikely that could happen).

To summarize: Wife admitted to being a fellow zoo enjoyer, but has not worked through accepting that kink yet. Should I help her work through it so we can enjoy it together? If she does work through it, should I try pushing the boundaries to see if she will do zoo stuff herself (naturally still respecting her and not forcing her)? Has anyone regretted having their partner do things with animals? Any suggestions on helping her get more comfortable with it and exploring it? As she is currently still very closed off about it.

Thank you for any and all advice and/or input! It is appreciated!
IMO you should simply start out with sharing the watching of some zoo porn if she is OK with that for starters. If that goes well then possibly bring a zoo type toy into your play time. From there let her take the initiative if she wants to make fantasy a reality let her come to terms with that on her own.
 
IMO you should simply start out with sharing the watching of some zoo porn if she is OK with that for starters. If that goes well then possibly bring a zoo type toy into your play time. From there let her take the initiative if she wants to make fantasy a reality let her come to terms with that on her own.
That is kind of my thoughts. Thank you!
 
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