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I do not advertise that part of my life unless I am dealing with other like-minded people. If anything I show my pride in being a zoosexual by providing exceptional care for the animals in my keeping.
YesWhat are your ideas to publicly show your pride in being a zoophile?
See now that's an interesting point, some of the smaller dogs have huge dick for their body size so if you enlarged a Chihuahua up to the size of a great dane or mastiff their dicks would the comparable to a pony's penis.Jack Russel Terrier of course
No perhaps not, but I need to find the right dog to use my new enlarging ray on. However the battery is almost flat, and I've only got one shot left, so I need to choose wisely.Nature doesn’t know about graphs and percentages
I remember hearing about zoophiles identifying themselves by the Greek letter Zeta.
Almost definitely too well known to be discrete, though, lol.
Paw or Zeta tattoos
Showing pride and being discreet about it usually don't go together. But you can show that you love animals without implying a sexual component, hence being discreet about the latter. Many shirts and stickers which express love for animals are available and you can even make your own design and have it printed on a shirt, coffee mug, as a pendant ...How to show (discreetly?) your pride in being a zoophile?
Wife bought me a shirt at TSC "What happens in the barn, stays in the barn"Showing pride and being discreet about it usually don't go together. But you can show that you love animals without implying a sexual component, hence being discreet about the latter. Many shirts and stickers which express love for animals are available and you can even make your own design and have it printed on a shirt, coffee mug, as a pendant ...
Cute... I wonder if anyone would make one:Wife bought me a shirt at TSC "What happens in the barn, stays in the barn"
I saw a similar bumper sticker on a local "honey spreader" trailerCute... I wonder if anyone would make one:
Here on the farm
shit happens
And happens...
And happens...
And happens...
And happens...
AUGH! I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!
I might even buy one if they did
Pride can only happen after social acceptance, LGBT only showed there pride after they had social acceptance and were allowed to parade. The users here have explained what could show people you are a zoo, but why do you want to?What are your ideas to publicly show your pride in being a zoophile?
Why don't you want to push zoo rights?There's a couple of reasons to why this won't happen and unfortunately wouldn't work in the first place:
1) Us staff members are a panel of ethical and loving Zoophiles. However a number of us on the staff member team disagree on whether or not we should be advocating for zoo rights and whether it should be pushed onto society. I say that we shouldn't, but I know a couple of other staff members that would disagree.
2) Even if we did pin a thread most people are too lazy to look for it through scouring or even using the search bar function. A good example would be with the question "which dog breed has the biggest dick?" which gets asked on a nearly weekly basis. Some people are too lazy to look.
im proud of my like of sour dough bread and no one can tell me otherwisewhy would anyone want to do that? what is there to be "proud" of? are you proud of your eye color as well? or what kind of bread you like?
what's with this stupid need to be validated or whatever among "us"?
why can't you just be okay with who and what you are and not try to make it other people's business?
whatever you figure to be the best way to show your "pride" in being something you had no control over becoming, i sure hope it won't come back to bite your animals (if you even have any) in the ass
Red herring.Pride can only happen after social acceptance, LGBT only showed there pride after they had social acceptance and were allowed to parade. The users here have explained what could show people you are a zoo, but why do you want to?
Why don't you want to push zoo right?
What zoo rights are you against?
Those who ignore the lessons of history are doomed to repeat itRed herring.
Zoo rights would be great, at least in theory. The attempt to achieve "zoo rights" is a dead-end that will - not might, not could, but WILL - result only in more and worse restrictions than already exist, and more and worse impacts on zoos and/or their critters. For what? The right to fuck your dog on the courthouse lawn? The "I'm So Speshul" badge you get for being "sexually extreme"? Some other benefit that I simply can't dream up?
Look, obviously you're big on stirring the shit-kettle. So am I. But on this one, where it's not a harmless bit of fun, no stirring is needed - the less, the better, in fact. Start trying to be the queers, and all that can happen is bad. There is no "win" for us in that game. The only thing that CAN be accomplished is putting zoos "on the radar" of J. Q. Public, which will never go anywhere good. As we (collecctively speaking) stand, we're "under the radar", "out of sight, out of mind". Sure - Any Tom, Dick, or Harriet can pop in here and see that we exist. But that's not putting us in view in any significant way. But pull a stunt like Hossie's debacle on the Springer show, put us in the front of J.Q.Public's mind, and the result is VERY predictable: Screams of outrage and calls for "Something to be done" about those "animal fucking freaks". Hell, it doesn't need to be "predicted". All one has to do to *KNOW* what the result will be is to look at the last 30-ish years, and what the result of *EVERY SINGLE* effort in the direction of "Yep, we're here, we fuck animals, just leave us alone" (or worse - "and we demand the right to _________") has been. I can sum it up in a single word: BAD. OK, two words: VERY BAD.
Rights are not fought only for sex, it would be for acceptance for animals to not be judged slaves of human who forever acts like children. But zoo rights is to vague that's why I asked what exactly is he againstRed herring.
Zoo rights would be great, at least in theory. The attempt to achieve "zoo rights" is a dead-end that will - not might, not could, but WILL - result only in more and worse restrictions than already exist, and more and worse impacts on zoos and/or their critters. For what? The right to fuck your dog on the courthouse lawn? The "I'm So Speshul" badge you get for being "sexually extreme"? Some other benefit that I simply can't dream up?
You are on that radar, your not invisible and the recent laws indicates it's going badLook, obviously you're big on stirring the shit-kettle. So am I. But on this one, where it's not a harmless bit of fun, no stirring is needed - the less, the better, in fact. Start trying to be the queers, and all that can happen is bad. There is no "win" for us in that game. The only thing that CAN be accomplished is putting zoos "on the radar" of J. Q. Public, which will never go anywhere good.
They know you exist, why do you think they don't?As we (collecctively speaking) stand, we're "under the radar", "out of sight, out of mind". Sure - Any Tom, Dick, or Harriet can pop in here and see that we exist.
The result is the same when you don't say anything, a classic example is what happens when you are fighting and your opponent don't attack back do you show mercy or take advantage of this? What about when that person abuses animals?But that's not putting us in view in any significant way. But pull a stunt like Hossie's debacle on the Springer show, put us in the front of J.Q.Public's mind, and the result is VERY predictable: Screams of outrage and calls for "Something to be done" about those "animal fucking freaks". Hell, it doesn't need to be "predicted".
Who has made that effort and how many?All one has to do to *KNOW* what the result will be is to look at the last 30-ish years, and what the result of *EVERY SINGLE* effort in the direction of "Yep, we're here, we fuck animals, just leave us alone" (or worse - "and we demand the right to _________") has been. I can sum it up in a single word: BAD. OK, two words: VERY BAD.
Living the life you always wanted with your animals.What are your ideas to publicly show your pride in being a zoophile?
Not even going to bother addressing your bilge.
Pride can also be shown in the way you are seen to take good care of your animal, like making sure their coat is brushed regularly and there shouldn't be a knot in sight. After all hair knots can be painful for the animal if it pulls on their skin; and the other kind of knot falls under what you should keep discrete heading so it shouldn't be seen by a passer by either. Pride can be shown by giving them the tools (training) to display good manners, so they understand how to fit in to the madness that is human society.Showing pride and being discreet about it usually don't go together. But you can show that you love animals without implying a sexual component, hence being discreet about the latter. Many shirts and stickers which express love for animals are available and you can even make your own design and have it printed on a shirt, coffee mug, as a pendant ...
I'm going to copy and paste a reply to someone else because it expresses my reasoning...Why don't you want to push zoo rights?
Why don't you want to push zoo rights?
What zoo rights are you against?
Unlike most vocal members here I am actually for addressing the legal situation, but I really think the term zoo rights is a bad choice. That would be identity politics, eww.Why don't you want to push zoo rights?
What zoo rights are you against?