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How do I find a beast girlfriend?

Janedoe said:
No, I stopped looking in order to focus on getting my own property first. I figured from my own place I could meet people more comfortably. Though I'm open, I'm not actively seeking one anymore at this time.
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I understand this. I've kinda gotten into the "not actively seeking" mode. I still look, and still have some thoughts, but for the most part I've grown to just shrug it off as not being in my cards of life. And hoping for this I'm even in the wrong card game. lol
 
TammyBi said:
I guess scratch marks on the hips or thighs is often times a solid sign that gives away that someone is actively into beast.
But thats only true for the people that
1. Are actively doing it
and
2. didn't realize that dogs can wear socks, lol.
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Ever seen someone with scratch marks? I'm curious.
 
Erika_1_2 said:
That’s a great question. It’s truly not an easy task since this is a behind closed door thing. For everyone’s safety, it has to be a very secretive thing. It’s truly not something I would advertise.
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Smart girl.
 
Now that’s a wonderful question. Since this is illegal in most places and happens in the shadows behind closed doors, you just have to be lucky in most cases. Chat groups and forums have possibilities but it only takes your be to infiltrate the group to blow up your world. Take your time and be very careful every step of the way. They are out there but difficult to find. Good luck.
 
ZooDogLover320 said:
Nothing has actually happened yet but I have had some interesting conversations on Tinder. My profile is basically me and my handsome dog and the description is basically "who wants to be in a 3 way relationship ship with me and my dog? He loves girls who will show him the same love" or something along those lines. I get 80% bullshit, threats of police, accounts banned etc. But the 20% who are curious and will have a conversation about it gives me hope. So far 2 have fallen through/ghosted, 1 was probably crazy and 1 lives way too far away which I wasn't expecting on tinder
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I try to keep off all radars. I like my privacy.
 
TammyBi said:
I guess scratch marks on the hips or thighs is often times a solid sign that gives away that someone is actively into beast.
But thats only true for the people that
1. Are actively doing it
and
2. didn't realize that dogs can wear socks, lol.
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Lol or wear a hoodie or tube top or something themsleves... lol
 
Actually, on my trials to find a lasting relationship as someone super dominant, I found around 5-10 girls in a bdsm dating app and over talking and presenting an elypse Art Vixen and making them read "the costume festival" from theveterinarian, turned them into liking or or admitting to love the idea of having sex with a dog...if you are into bdsm and watch out for petplay interested or humiliation based girls, it is actually comparable easy to find sb to talk about . However finding those girls is comparable hard towards finding a vanilla-gf at all!
 
Dogdaddy69 said:
Number one thing I see zoo guys saying, everywhere where they are is "I can't find any chicks into dogs, why?"

Ask them a few simple questions and the why part becomes clear fairly quickly. First question: Do you own a male dog or ANY dog? #1 answer is no. DUH........If that's the progression, I don't ask anymore questions. The reason you can't locate K9 chicks is because you are you're own worst enemy.

If the answer to the dog question is yes, then question #2 is what kind of dog. The answers here vary widely, but, 99% of the answers, regardless of what it is, makes it all a no go. Look dudes, NO k9 chick in history has EVER fantasized about a fucking Chihuahua, unless she was very very hungry and fantasizing about roasted meat. Chico is never getting his wee wee sucked. Period. Full Stop.

Same goes for Cocker Spaniels, Jack Russel Terriers, Beagles and all the other smaller breeds, cute dogs, toy dogs, etc. It's true that k9 girls HAVE fucked and sucked dogs like these, there's plenty of amateur porn to verify this, these are examples of a chick making due with the materials on hand, nothing more, nothing less.

You need a REAL dog, one with sex appeal and some good old fashion ANIMAL appeal. Do you know why commercial dog porn never uses a Chihuahua? Because you're supposed to be aroused, NOT laughing. They use BIG dogs, dogs packing real meat, real muscle, real size all around. If you have to hold the dog TO the pussy, you're doing it wrong. Occasionally, you'll run across a commercial dog porn using a smaller dog and what do you see? The dog is too short, the actress is too stupid to spread her knees out a little so the dog has footing to plow away, the dog is essentially laying on her lower back, wobbling away, falling off, dismounting, etc.....

Ladies, is this your K9 fantasy being described here? The real one, the one that makes you cum, not the one you tell guys who question you too closely..........?

Guys, think BIG. Yes, it's true, the right girl might fuck your Chihuahua, but odds are no one is really going to relish that. She also might live with your micro-penis too, but only if you're really nice and not a complete asshole, eventually. Look, no one is perfect, we all know that. Anything can work at any point with anyone in any situation. BUT, if you want to increase your odds and your chances, you need to bring your A game. Not rely on maybes.

Get a big dog. Doberman, Rottweiler, Mastiff, Pitt. Size, muscle, power, package. Preferably a dog whose cock and balls are going to present very prominently. You need to think advertising. You want her to fuck your dog, so make sure she can see your dog CAN fuck her. Make damn sure she CAN see his cock. You WANT her looking at his cock. You want her thinking about the fact that she's looking at a big fat dog cock. Trust me, you want that. No, she's not going to drool and slobber and confess a strong desire to get plowed by Rover, at least, not in so many words and not out loud, but on the inside, in her head, you want those ideas rattling around. Trust me on that.

Get the damn dog first. MOVE if you must, but without the dog, it's a lost cause, period.

Once you have the dog....WALK the dog. A LOT. Everywhere, all the time, every chance you get. Hey, it's good for the dog and it will be good for you too. At the very least, odds are YOU get laid even if Rover doesn't right away. NEWSFLASH......Chicks LIKE DOGS. Guess which dogs get more female attention? Tip.....it isn't Chihuahuas. This is a solid fact, you can see it play out daily in parks and dog parks across the country. But, in addition to you getting laid, Rover will get his too, eventually.

1.) Walk the dog a lot.
2.) Take the dog with you to places, as much as possible.
3.) Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Very clever post!
 
Its a good question you ask and this thread is definitely interesting. At this point I know how much I like it and want it and to find a girl into like me would be better than winning the lottery imo. Im going to keep at it on here hoping to find her. I dont know what else to do, but id be more than happy to relocate or whatever should she come along i mean she would deserve everything from me
 
exclusivelyzoo said:
I’m a woman, for reference.

I actually got inspired by this post over a week ago and messaged someone here who shared a niche fantasy of mine. We’ve been talking 24/7 nonstop since last Monday. Everyone else is right: you don’t find a beast gf - she finds you. ;)
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Update to my comment from April 2020.

I have fallen hard for this man. We talked a lottttt in 2020 but he was across the country and it was during COVID, so there wasn't much we could do. It was odd since I never stay up nights to talk to complete strangers, but there was something different about him. Maybe it was the fact that we could truly be ourselves with one another.

We finally met in person exactly a year ago and have been crazy in love with one another since. We introduced each other to our respective families and friends, and everyone in our lives is very supportive of our relationship. When my closest friends asked how we met, I told them the truth and outed myself as zoo. They didn't judge me at all, which made me feel like I picked the right people to be in my life.

I have this thread to thank. If it weren't for this thread, I probably would have never reached out to anyone here and wouldn't have found this happiness. Thank you.

(Just want to note that your experience may vary. He and I deliberately work on our relationship and treat each other well on purpose. We trust and respect one another, are patient with one another, and always apologize if we did something to hurt the other. It definitely helps that we aren't hiding anything. In the end, it's all worth it and we are planning to be in each other's lives for a very long time.)
 
9 out of 10 of the females here are simply here to masterbate or kink seek. There will be q very slim chance of a successful meet up here.

Go to other dating sites and leave clues that non zoos wouldn't pick up on. You may be surprised
 
How do you find a zoo girlfriend? Well, where's the last place you remember leaving her?
I would check under the dog.
Ok, jokes out of my system.
In all honesty, you will be hard pressed to find one anywhere outside of a zoo related community site in my opinion. Most people, unless it's already something known by the person they are dating/developing a relationship with, would probably take the secret of their zoo life to the grave strictly out of fear. Other than that, which has probably been said to death in these 10 pages, I have no idea.
 
pinebark said:
I’m sure it’s been stated in the thread before but the unfortunate truth is that most of us that are available are so fucking scared to link up that it scuttles 90% of the potential meet cutes. I’m EXTREMELY game when it comes to connecting but I’ve been lied to by soooooo many men who end up just trying to have super basic hook ups that it often takes months or years of getting to know someone to build enough trust. I’ve more or less given up on meeting anyone decent at this point and I think a lot of other women are in the same boat.
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This is too bad actually as there are nice people out there.
 
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