Have you ever...

[kyle_62]

Yes, Ft Hood to Iraq

HYE cheated on a test and gotten caught?

 

[carnotic]

No

Have you ever been sent to the principals officer?

 

[kyle_62]

lol, I think I spent my entire 8th grade in the principals office

HYE ridden a mule?

 

[carnotic]

No

HYE ridden a motorcycle?

 

[kyle_62]

Yes, I’ve owned two

HYE water skied?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE cross country skiied?

 

[carnotic]

No, but I like downhill skiing.

Have you ever operated a snowmobile?

 

[wishboner]

No, just downhill.

HYE been indoor skydiving?

 

[kyle_62]

No,outdoor yes

HYE played water sports?

 

[bayareacpl]

No,outdoor yes

HYE played water sports?

I used to swim varsity, if that’s what you mean. My husband drinks from the tap, if it isn’t. ?

HYE been flying in a balloon?

 

[kyle_62]

I used to swim varsity, if that’s what you mean. My husband drinks from the tap, if it isn’t. ?

HYE been flying in a balloon?

Yes…and you knew exactly what I meant ?

HYE been scuba diving?

 

[bayareacpl]

Yes…and you knew exactly what I meant ?

HYE been scuba diving?

Yep. I can not. Fucking. Handle a suit on me. I freaked out. Like, proper freaked out. It was a surprise for me. I can dive in warm water though.

HYE cut a tree down yourself?

 

[kyle_62]

Yes, several in one day and cut up for firewood

HYE humiliated someone on purpose?

 

[bayareacpl]

Yes, several in one day and cut up for firewood

HYE humiliated someone on purpose?

lol come on now. You know better.

I do that daily.

HYE burned your field after harvest?

 

[kyle_62]

lol come on now. You know better.

I do that daily.

HYE burned your field after harvest?

I just wanted to hear you say it darlin

Yes, hay field.

HYE witnessed a branding?

 

[bayareacpl]

I just wanted to hear you say it darlin

Yes, hay field.

HYE witnessed a branding?

I have, and I have one planned. ?

HYE have you ever punched a fucking cuntfaced shitbag llama? Jesus Christ I hate those things.

 

[kyle_62]

Actually I have. Was in Bolivia and it bit the person I was with.

HYE laughed so hard you cried?

 

[kyle_62]

I have, and I have one planned. ?

HYE have you ever punched a fucking cuntfaced shitbag llama? Jesus Christ I hate those things.

I have a branding planned as well

 

[bayareacpl]

Actually I have. Was in Bolivia and it bit the person I was with.

HYE laughed so hard you cried?

If I were a billionaire I’d open a chain of llama-punching ranches. Those are the meanest most spiteful animals on the planet. I had one that used to only rape my male sheep. It would bite your ribs when you were mucking its enclosure.

Anyways, of course.

HYE fucked in public?

 

[kyle_62]

If I were a billionaire I’d open a chain of llama-punching ranches. Those are the meanest most spiteful animals on the planet. I had one that used to only rape my male sheep. It would bite your ribs when you were mucking its enclosure.

Anyways, of course.

HYE fucked in public?

Yes, at DFW airport in the late 80s

HYE fucked for an audience?

 

[bayareacpl]

Yes, at DFW airport in the late 80s

HYE fucked for an audience?

Yyyup. Most recently at the KitKat Club in Berlin.

HYE been homeless?

 

[kyle_62]

Yyyup. Most recently at the KitKat Club in Berlin.

HYE been homeless?

No, I’ve been very blessed to not be in that situation. My heart truly goes out to the people and their stories

HYE fucked a llama (sorry it had to be said)

 

[bayareacpl]

No, I’ve been very blessed to not be in that situation. My heart truly goes out to the people and their stories

HYE fucked a llama (sorry it had to be said)

No. If I did it would be with a fence post auger.

Have you ever shorn a sheep

 

[kyle_62]

No. If I did it would be with a fence post auger.

Have you ever shorn a sheep

I have not. Never been around sheep. Grew up on a cattle ranch.

HYE driven for more than 24 hours straight?

 

[bayareacpl]

Yup. I’ve gone from one side to the other over a few days.


HYE had surgery

 

[kyle_62]

Yup. I’ve gone from one side to the other over a few days.


HYE had surgery

Yes, I’ve had surgery and I’ve performed surgery.

HYE been offered money for your “property”?

 

[bayareacpl]

Yes, I’ve had surgery and I’ve performed surgery.

HYE been offered money for your “property”?

Only to use him. Not to keep him. He’s definitely not for sale.

HYE failed an o-chem class?

 

[kyle_62]

Only to use him. Not to keep him. He’s definitely not for sale.

HYE failed an o-chem class?

Ok, this is getting freaky…have you been looking at my transcript?

HYE had sex in a vehicle that was in motion?

 

[bayareacpl]

Ok, this is getting freaky…have you been looking at my transcript?

HYE had sex in a vehicle that was in motion?

Don’t worry. I almost did as well, so don’t feel bad.

I’ve sucked dicks in moving vehicles. Does that count?

HYE owned a cat?

 

[kyle_62]

Don’t worry. I almost did as well, so don’t feel bad.

I’ve sucked dicks in moving vehicles. Does that count?

HYE owned a cat?

Of course it counts, but I will say I once had a girl straddle me as I drove.

Yes, Samson was the coolest cat of all time

HYE stepped in to stop someone committing abuse of person or pet?