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Have you ever...

Yep. Upon meeting my husband, the dog of a farmer we lived near immediately tried to mount him. My husband had a very similar appearance to the farmer, and the dog clearly knew exactly what it was doing.

Have you considered taking an actual bite out of someone?
 
Yes, while jogging (by accident).

HYE: Successfully challenged a parking ticket?
YES! I requested an Urdu interpreter. They dropped it rather than search for one! I didn’t think that would actually work.

HYE been up too gd late because you’re hungry, but you’re too lazy to cook, and now all the questions you can think of are about eating?
 
I feel like every human being has to say yes to that question ? Yes for me.

HYE been on a leash, as in you yourself, while outside?
 
yes. lost 100.lbs and went to walmart to buy new jeans old ones dropped to floor. felt great just to be there.

HYE: been to a white tie Dinner event or Russian Service Formal 12 course meal.
 
Does it also count if you were the one having sex in the open… in the conservatory for pretty much everyone to see, there comes a point when you just don’t give a fuck about anything and that is why I love alcohol?
 
Does it also count if you were the one having sex in the open… in the conservatory for pretty much everyone to see, there comes a point when you just don’t give a fuck about anything and that is why I love alcohol?
HYE: had relations with your friends dog without them knowing??
 
not that I know of… but to that point
Have you ever also been a naughty little voyeur come across a sight that you had to surreptitiously masturbated to in secret…
 
A "coregasm"? I wish! lol

HYE kept track of how many orgasms you've had in one day?
No, I think it's easier for a guy to keep track of it... we can have series of it and especially during specific group events it can be virtually impossible
HYE lost track of the number of guys you fucked one day/night?
 
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