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Have you ever...

No, but I could absolutely see myself doing that.
I'd actually go above their head, Apply for their job and happily be the one to tell them their services are no longer needed.

Have you ever tried a new drug and thought "Why the fuck is this illegal?"
 
Nope, But I know if I ever go to Amsterdam I'm getting psychedelic truffles.

Have you ever realized that holiday's are really just the same as any other day and there's actually nothing special about them unless you want there to be?
 
No, that seems annoying.

HYE cared more about the day after Christmas because you're eager to get stuff on sale? (Death Stranding and SamSho WILL be mine!)
 
No Because things being cheaper is useless when you have no disposable income to spend anyway

HYE played the same video game at roughly the same time each year, as a sort of tradition?
 
Yes, I used to do that with FFVII. Once a year for years.

HYE found a free to play game......that was actually fun?
 
NOPE! Always have some idea what's going to happen (though it's nice to be surprised).

HYE had champagne go up your nose?
 
Yes i did that once.

HYE Had a wank whilst sitting next to someone else who has no idea what you are doing
 
No. That would be nice and even nicer if she was zoo.
have you ever been fuck by a dog in a tent in the middle of the woods?
 
No. But I have been humped by a dog in a trailer park's junk yard many times. One time I looked behind me and saw to guys walking in the other direction after seeing me in the middle of the yard on open ground, right smack dab in the center XD. Man I was dumb as a young teen.

Have you ever taken a dog's penis that was too big for you, but couldn't back out because he was already knotting?
 
Yes. But you conform enough not to make it too bad. Good full feeling.
Have you ever had a boy pull out full knot? Knot fun.
 
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