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Have you ever...

I'm going to speak for 99% of the human population and say, No.

Have you ever gotten sick of the non stop commercialism of modern life?
 
No, it's how I find out about new better products.

Have you ever thought something was broken but you just didn't know how to use it?
 
Of course. Be semi wealthy and act completely broke.

Have you ever stayed up all night partying with friends and watched the sun come up on a hillside?
 
Many many years ago these days I’m very much slippers and cocoa ?

ever had a barbecue that turned into something resembling the towering inferno
 
Nope! Not even once!

HYE fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love, with someone, ever fallen in love, in love, with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
 
Nope.

Have you ever gotten weird looks from passers by because you're under the hood of your vehicle screaming out the frustration?
 
Yes, Pissing outside is one of the greatest most natural feelings ever.
If you've never been naked in the woods what the fuck are you doing with your life?


HYE peed inside someone?
 
Never been to a baptism.

HYE been sexually attracted to a friend and admitted it?
 
No. I tend to not befriend people I want to cum in.

Have you ever taken a bite of something and wanted to throw it at the wall because the person who made it has no clue how to cook?
 
420Fatty said:
I want to say yes, I just can't recall a specific time.

Have you ever had an abortion?
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Just a Taco Bell Inspired Butt baby. (Snicker)

Do you ever sing parody lyrics over popular songs for fun?

Example: Metallica "Nothing else matters"
My parody lyric "Don't slap me, shit splatters"
 
Ibjaded98 said:
Lol ...lifes been pretty exciting. Appreciating the smaller things now. More womens always a blessing.though.

HYE had flashbacks of your dingey lit junior high sex ed class complete with loud humming florescent lights, taught a
By your hermaphrodite teacher who u know has never been laid. By somebody's overuse of the term labia
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sorta? I could not hear the hum of the lights for the clicking whirr of the 16mm film projector & muffled immature giggles.
ya see the Video tape recorder was not yet invented.

HYE wondered what life was like BEFORE the Internet? how about before color television?
 
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