GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
I've survived actual poisoning!
The story behind it is incredibly dumb but the poison was very much not.
The story behind it is incredibly dumb but the poison was very much not.
What kind of poisoning, if you don't mind me asking?I've survived actual poisoning!
The story behind it is incredibly dumb but the poison was very much not.
What kind of poisoning, if you don't mind me asking?
What a silly sausage.To keep a long story short chemical poisoning from ingesting a solution with a couple of very toxic elements present.
Luckily it wasn't much so I avoided having my stomach pumped. But I was still hospitalised and it was very painful.
Well I'm glad to hear you and your stomach has persevered to be here with us todayTo keep a long story short chemical poisoning from ingesting a solution with a couple of very toxic elements present.
Luckily it wasn't much so I avoided having my stomach pumped. But I was still hospitalised and it was very painful.
I think it adds to my charm! Not everybody has a story about being poisoned.What a silly sausage.
My stomach has persevered and I put it to great use devouring a lot of delicious food, in return it keeps me alive. We have a whole thing going on!Well I'm glad to hear you and your stomach has persevered to be here with us today![]()
I guarantee more women do than you'd like to think.I think it adds to my charm! Not everybody has a story about being poisoned.
I've heard enough of those stories from my friends and acquaintances to provide me with a lifetime of anger towards those responsible.I guarantee more women do than you'd like to think.
I have all three bases covered, shot stabbed poisoned, also I've been accused of being a Russian spyYeah I appreciate this guy trying to cover for me but it's clear I'm the reincarnation of Russia's greatest love machine and I should stop hiding in the shadows.
Until the next assassination attempt at least.
Who hasn't been accused of being a Russian spy these days!?I have all three bases covered, shot stabbed poisoned, also I've been accused of being a Russian spy
Now you just need your own little Orthodox Christian cult and an 11 inch penis and you're literally the guy!I have all three bases covered, shot stabbed poisoned, also I've been accused of being a Russian spy
I am down to start a cult and unfortunately only 7 and some change I have won awards for public speaking thoughNow you just need your own little Orthodox Christian cult and an 11 inch penis and you're literally the guy!
Sounds like the kind of humble statements that Rasputin in hiding would make to feed his ego without getting caught. We're onto you.I am down to start a cult and unfortunately only 7 and some change I have won awards for public speaking though
Probably for the bestYeah fair enough, I'd probably report you to the CIA just in case.
BlyatSounds like the kind of humble statements that Rasputin in hiding would make to feed his ego without getting caught. We're onto you.
Do they know the other one is your wife and girlfriend or are you living in a constant state of terror?I have a wife and a girlfriend, and they have become best friends
It's a very fun fact, thoThat's more of a brag.
That's actually just quite sweet. It's always nice hearing wholesome little things like that about throuples/polycules and stuff.I have a wife and a girlfriend, and they have become best friends
We all live together so....Do they know the other one is your wife and girlfriend or are you living in a constant state of terror?
We are a very healthy and functional triad, and we all benefit each other in a whole host of waysThat's actually just quite sweet. It's always nice hearing wholesome little things like that about throuples/polycules and stuff.
Most of what I'm exposed to is guys who play video games a lot jokingly saying stuff like "Yeah don't worry guys my wife's boyfriend says I'm allowed on the PC all day tomorrow!"
Know the feeling! As my other half points out, most are on the outside of my head these days instead of the inside!The older I get the more grey areas I seem to find
Oh I can believe it, didn't mean to insinuate it's bad in any way. I have friends who are in very healthy relationships, some in groups of three, some in polycules of up to about 8 I think.We are a very healthy and functional triad, and we all benefit each other in a whole host of ways
There is definitely a cuck dynamic in our life, my wife is a huge fan of being a cuckqueen, and my girlfriend is a delicious piece of cake