Valkiria
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
If I were a world dictator, I would ban the pink color by law.I'm so obsessed with the pink color that i would share and take a picture of anything which is pink and scream OMG IT'S PINK!
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Valkiria
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
If I worked on such a project, I wouldn't say a word about it, even less in a forum. Even lesser in a forum, where the vast majority of the users switch off their brains browsing the threads.
JessWoof
Zooville Settler
Well I made it sound a lot more exciting and mysterious than it is. I'm not worried. Also, it's nice to filter out those users and see whose paying attention.
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
I've survived actual poisoning!
The story behind it is incredibly dumb but the poison was very much not.
The story behind it is incredibly dumb but the poison was very much not.
knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
What kind of poisoning, if you don't mind me asking?
As a stupid teenager I've jumped off a moving train before. Even ended up hanging off the side of it action movie style(unintentionally) and almost got seriously maimed. Here I am with all my limbs still though.
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
To keep a long story short chemical poisoning from ingesting a solution with a couple of very toxic elements present.
Luckily it wasn't much so I avoided having my stomach pumped. But I was still hospitalised and it was very painful.
JessWoof
Zooville Settler
What a silly sausage.
knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
Well I'm glad to hear you and your stomach has persevered to be here with us today
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
I think it adds to my charm! Not everybody has a story about being poisoned.
My stomach has persevered and I put it to great use devouring a lot of delicious food, in return it keeps me alive. We have a whole thing going on!Well I'm glad to hear you and your stomach has persevered to be here with us today
JessWoof
Zooville Settler
I guarantee more women do than you'd like to think.
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
I've heard enough of those stories from my friends and acquaintances to provide me with a lifetime of anger towards those responsible.
They're definitely not silly sausages.
kinky cowboy
Tourist
I am the reincarnation of Rasputin
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
Yeah I appreciate this guy trying to cover for me but it's clear I'm the reincarnation of Russia's greatest love machine and I should stop hiding in the shadows.
Until the next assassination attempt at least.
Until the next assassination attempt at least.
kinky cowboy
Tourist
I have all three bases covered, shot stabbed poisoned, also I've been accused of being a Russian spy
knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
Who hasn't been accused of being a Russian spy these days!?
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
Now you just need your own little Orthodox Christian cult and an 11 inch penis and you're literally the guy!
kinky cowboy
Tourist
The problem is I spoke a bit of Russian and had a few friends from the eastern block, so I would show up at party's with Chechil and Kvass etc, cause they're really good. So the dude in a 79 ford pickup who worked at a horse farm on weekends also was eating cheese with Cyrillic labels and drinking Russian malt beer. It was fun to watch people get confused.
kinky cowboy
Tourist
I am down to start a cult and unfortunately only 7 and some change I have won awards for public speaking though
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
Sounds like the kind of humble statements that Rasputin in hiding would make to feed his ego without getting caught. We're onto you.
kinky cowboy
Tourist
Probably for the best
kinky cowboy
Tourist
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rally.scientist
Zooville Settler
I have a wife and a girlfriend, and they have become best friends
JessWoof
Zooville Settler
Do they know the other one is your wife and girlfriend or are you living in a constant state of terror?
rally.scientist
Zooville Settler
It's a very fun fact, tho
GingerUnicorn
Citizen of Zooville
That's actually just quite sweet. It's always nice hearing wholesome little things like that about throuples/polycules and stuff.
Most of what I'm exposed to is guys who play video games a lot jokingly saying stuff like "Yeah don't worry guys my wife's boyfriend says I'm allowed on the PC all day tomorrow!"