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Females and Males: SO, you've been using your vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...

When I was a kid, I sometimes used a vacuum when my parents were away. Ours was quite loud and sticking my appendage in the hose made a loud vibrating noise as my part was not sucked entirely vacuum, so I only did it when nobody was around. It did feel really good, though.

My orgasms were still dry back then so the motor didn’t sustain any damage. I stopped using the vacuum after getting stuck. Apparently I had grown a little and pulling it out proved impossible and rather painful some day.

Sadly I don’t fit in anymore. Until recently I was unaware women used vacuums on their bits too but apparently some do!
 
My grandfather was a trauma surgeon and he had the unfortunate experience of dealing with a patient who lost his member to a vacuum cleaner.... no thank you lol
 
As a male I am open to trying new things but never thought about trying a vacuum :unsure:. I think it would feel good if it would fit. In all honesty I see people joke about it on here and warn about the danger but I think its because you have to use common sense. Can't use an industrial Kerby vacuum or anything crazy. I think I would probably enjoy it better trying this with a partner so they can get my fresh reaction to having tried it for the first time. I'm down for it
 
Tried it... I smelled smoke. Plus got bored real quick. Im like meh theres nothing but suction but no sensation.
 
HugDoggy said:
Yep tried it when I was younger with an old Hoover, the bag caught most of the moisture. I probably wouldn't try it with my Dyson these days. as there is nothing stopping the goo getting into places it shouldn't go. Damn that must be almost twenty years ago, oh well I did enjoy it, but obviously not that much, if it's been that long since I last introduce Peair Peebody to the wind swept cavins of Mr Suckything. However I was some what paranoid about getting stuck so I cut the bottom off a 600ml soft drink bottle and use that with my hand creating a seal between the vacuum pipe and the bottle. that way I could suck my dick and balls into the bottle, but if I ever got stuck which I didn't I could at least cut the lightweight plastic with some Scissors rather than being trapped in a very rigid pipe. I must go and find the clip I made of one of my play session with Mr Suckything. It is cool watching my cum swooshed away as it left my dick in sort of a spiral stream from memory.
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Finally got around to converting this clip to something the site will accept. Strangely a quick time file from 20 years ago wasn't in a format understandable on here :gsd_grin:
This was just the money shot, the lead up took a few minutes, vacuums aren't the best way to extract a sperm sample, just in case you were wondering, but I still got there in the end so I guess all roads lead to cum eventually :gsd_wink:
Don't know where the sound went though, it must have got lost in translation.
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HugDoggy said:
Finally got around to converting this clip to something the site will accept. Strangely a quick time file from 20 years ago wasn't in a format understandable on here :gsd_grin:
This was just the money shot, the lead up took a few minutes, vacuums aren't the best way to extract a sperm sample, just in case you were wondering, but I still got there in the end so I guess all roads lead to cum eventually :gsd_wink:
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When theres a will theres a way
 
HugDoggy said:
Finally got around to converting this clip to something the site will accept. Strangely a quick time file from 20 years ago wasn't in a format understandable on here :gsd_grin:
This was just the money shot, the lead up took a few minutes, vacuums aren't the best way to extract a sperm sample, just in case you were wondering, but I still got there in the end so I guess all roads lead to cum eventually :gsd_wink:
Don't know where the sound went though, it must have got lost in translation.
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And that kids, is how Henry got his smile
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Reconscope said:
If only i had your sensation. I tried using mine i felt no sensation whatsoever. Am i doing something wrong?
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I just realised you may have been being serious if that was the case please excuse my little joke and here is a proper answer:
Vacuums don't really give that much of a sensation, as the suction is constant which is why I was jerking off at the same time, to create a slight pulsing effect. I had also sucked my balls up inside the bottle I was using as a suction chamber on the vacuum cleaner, so as I pulled against the suction I was also tugging my balls slightly as well. Then there is the vibration of air trying to get past my skin and the side of the bottle that caused a vibration effect. So it is a combination of things combined with the suction that did the job in the end.
If I just applied the suction and did nothing else it wouldn't have done anything. That's why Milking machines pulsate with their suction when working to extract the milk from a cows teet. I once considered trying it in the dairy on my grandparents farm, but I have since learnt I may have been lucky I didn't, as those things apparently can have painfully strong suction and a penis is a little thicker than a cows teet so the result may have been embarrassing if I got stuck. Besides risking tainting the vat of milk would see me being shot.
 
thecloud said:
Nah. No Vacuum for me. I prefer real sex toys or the real deal. 2- or 4-Legged.
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Yep, the real thing feels way better. I once met a black lab who actually bobbed her head on my dick and sort of sucked as she was licking, but I have not come across a dog before or since that one encounter where a dog has come close to a true dinkem blowjob. But that said lick jobs can feel pretty good right up to the point you cum, and then your dick gets way to sensitive if they keep licking. I usually try to at least let them finish licking up my cum before pulling away, after all they put the work in, it's only fair they get the prize.
 
HugDoggy said:
I just realised you may have been being serious if that was the case please excuse my little joke and here is a proper answer:
Vacuums don't really give that much of a sensation, as the suction is constant which is why I was jerking off at the same time, to create a slight pulsing effect. I had also sucked my balls up inside the bottle I was using as a suction chamber on the vacuum cleaner, so as I pulled against the suction I was also tugging my balls slightly as well. Then there is the vibration of air trying to get past my skin and the side of the bottle that caused a vibration effect. So it is a combination of things combined with the suction that did the job in the end.
If I just applied the suction and did nothing else it wouldn't have done anything. That's why Milking machines pulsate with their suction when working to extract the milk from a cows teet. I once considered trying it in the dairy on my grandparents farm, but I have since learnt I may have been lucky I didn't, as those things apparently can have painfully strong suction and a penis is a little thicker than a cows teet so the result may have been embarrassing if I got stuck. Besides risking tainting the vat of milk would see me being shot.
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Ohhh thats informative thanks
 
HugDoggy said:
Yep, the real thing feels way better. I once met a black lab who actually bobbed her head on my dick and sort of sucked as she was licking, but I have not come across a dog before or since that one encounter where a dog has come close to a true dinkem blowjob. But that said lick jobs can feel pretty good right up to the point you cum, and then your dick gets way to sensitive if they keep licking. I usually try to at least let them finish licking up my cum before pulling away, after all they put the work in, it's only fair they get the prize.
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What else can i say here except i felt it all ways. And definitely agree real is better with a active partner
 
I did this a time or two in my youth, Felt interesting but, not good enough to make me cum. Also too loud. Would be horrible if someone walked in while you were fucking a vacuum.

To each their own, get down how you get down.
 
Kristy said:
...sooner or later, that motor will stop running. Too much of...ahem..."yourself" has gummed up that motor and it stops operating.
What you, yourself, do after that is the real topic of this thread.

But first, I KNOW you have marveled at the power Mr. Suckything has, and MANY of you, female and male, have felt it and thought, "Hmmmmmm..."
Gentlemen? Of those of you who haven't tried it, I know a lot of you have at least thought about it. Some of you may be too big for it, and I'm sorry about that. Regarding ladies, I will say I personally know women who have taken Mr. Suckything for a ride. I have seen women doing amazing things to their ladyparts with it, my own self included.

SO, when Mr. Suckything stops running because too much of "you" has been sucked into it's motor, what do you prefer to do? What will be your reply when you're told exactly what's causing the problem? Maybe you'll know, of course, what the problem is and will toss it, preferring not to endure that.
Perhaps you're fine with standing there and replying, "Oh yeah, I figured that would happen. Oh well, thanks."

Females and males, please answer and comment on this in any way you'd like, and feel free to share your experiences with the class. Thank-you!
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Yep, I have fucked a Dyson stick vac. It wasn’t a particularly attentive lover. Fucked the shit out of a watermelon once… also not a win… But for any guys who are growers, a Gatorade bottle can do amazing things… Have the video to prove it… lol
 
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