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Females and Males: SO, you've been using your vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...

Kristy said:
...sooner or later, that motor will stop running. Too much of...ahem..."yourself" has gummed up that motor and it stops operating.
What you, yourself, do after that is the real topic of this thread.

But first, I KNOW you have marveled at the power Mr. Suckything has, and MANY of you, female and male, have felt it and thought, "Hmmmmmm..."
Gentlemen? Of those of you who haven't tried it, I know a lot of you have at least thought about it. Some of you may be too big for it, and I'm sorry about that. Regarding ladies, I will say I personally know women who have taken Mr. Suckything for a ride. I have seen women doing amazing things to their ladyparts with it, my own self included.

SO, when Mr. Suckything stops running because too much of "you" has been sucked into it's motor, what do you prefer to do? What will be your reply when you're told exactly what's causing the problem? Maybe you'll know, of course, what the problem is and will toss it, preferring not to endure that.
Perhaps you're fine with standing there and replying, "Oh yeah, I figured that would happen. Oh well, thanks."

Females and males, please answer and comment on this in any way you'd like, and feel free to share your experiences with the class. Thank-you!
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Never tried it. I have considered getting a milking machine for milking cows, but never thought about a vacuum cleaner.
 
Axis-deer said:
Never tried it. I have considered getting a milking machine for milking cows, but never thought about a vacuum cleaner.
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Oh, the milking machine, or better, a pump. There are pumps for both men and women. You won't regret that. Much better than a vacuum cleaner due to pulsing suction instead of constant.
 
Nalani said:
I wonder what a large dog would make of a vacuum cleaner. :unsure:
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Close enough?
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Kristy said:
...sooner or later, that motor will stop running. Too much of...ahem..."yourself" has gummed up that motor and it stops operating.
What you, yourself, do after that is the real topic of this thread.

But first, I KNOW you have marveled at the power Mr. Suckything has, and MANY of you, female and male, have felt it and thought, "Hmmmmmm..."
Gentlemen? Of those of you who haven't tried it, I know a lot of you have at least thought about it. Some of you may be too big for it, and I'm sorry about that. Regarding ladies, I will say I personally know women who have taken Mr. Suckything for a ride. I have seen women doing amazing things to their ladyparts with it, my own self included.

SO, when Mr. Suckything stops running because too much of "you" has been sucked into it's motor, what do you prefer to do? What will be your reply when you're told exactly what's causing the problem? Maybe you'll know, of course, what the problem is and will toss it, preferring not to endure that.
Perhaps you're fine with standing there and replying, "Oh yeah, I figured that would happen. Oh well, thanks."

Females and males, please answer and comment on this in any way you'd like, and feel free to share your experiences with the class. Thank-you!
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1) If you have a decent vacuum then anything "sucked up" won't reach the motor.

2) Cleaning a vacuum is easy. I will do it myself.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
putting my dick inside the pipe that funnels all the crap i vacuum around the house sounds like a real nice place for it to be in...

also, what do women even do with it to get off? trying to put the pipe up your vagina while the vacuum is running sounds like a guaranteed injury


oh, the irony....
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Most vacuums have a rotating brush bar.
 
I got sucked off by a vacuum before it wasn't bad considering. I would try again if vacuums weren't soo loud.
 
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