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Females and Males: SO, you've been using your vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...

Kristy

Kristy

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
...sooner or later, that motor will stop running. Too much of...ahem..."yourself" has gummed up that motor and it stops operating.
What you, yourself, do after that is the real topic of this thread.

But first, I KNOW you have marveled at the power Mr. Suckything has, and MANY of you, female and male, have felt it and thought, "Hmmmmmm..."
Gentlemen? Of those of you who haven't tried it, I know a lot of you have at least thought about it. Some of you may be too big for it, and I'm sorry about that. Regarding ladies, I will say I personally know women who have taken Mr. Suckything for a ride. I have seen women doing amazing things to their ladyparts with it, my own self included.

SO, when Mr. Suckything stops running because too much of "you" has been sucked into it's motor, what do you prefer to do? What will be your reply when you're told exactly what's causing the problem? Maybe you'll know, of course, what the problem is and will toss it, preferring not to endure that.
Perhaps you're fine with standing there and replying, "Oh yeah, I figured that would happen. Oh well, thanks."

Females and males, please answer and comment on this in any way you'd like, and feel free to share your experiences with the class. Thank-you!
 
Personally never tried it but have honestly thought about it so might have to now lol an if it was to break because of that probably would just toss it lol.
 
Bloodwolf said:
What?????
I wouldn’t use a vacuum for that. There has been people that have and got there balls stuck in the pipe. Not a fun ER visit having to bring a vacuum with your balls in it in front of everyone
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That, my friend, is indeed a major risk. But you don't have to let Mr Suckything suck your balls. Just your dick! ?
 
Bloodwolf said:
What?????
I wouldn’t use a vacuum for that. There has been people that have and got there balls stuck in the pipe. Not a fun ER visit having to bring a vacuum with your balls in it in front of everyone
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From what little I know about male bodyparts, and it isn't much, the testicular appendages do not belong near a vacuum cleaner, no.
 
Mopark87 said:
Personally never tried it but have honestly thought about it so might have to now lol an if it was to break because of that probably would just toss it lol.
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Just...please keep it away from the more ultra-sensitive bodyparts. Pain and/or damage may occur. Good luck!
 
Flying Dutchman said:
That, my friend, is indeed a major risk. But you don't have to let Mr Suckything suck your balls. Just your dick! ?
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You say that until you slip pulling it off and end up a little too low. I work in an ER I have seen some shit.
Besides I own a dyson, wouldn’t be a smart idea.
 
Kristy said:
...sooner or later, that motor will stop running. Too much of...ahem..."yourself" has gummed up that motor and it stops operating.
What you, yourself, do after that is the real topic of this thread.

But first, I KNOW you have marveled at the power Mr. Suckything has, and MANY of you, female and male, have felt it and thought, "Hmmmmmm..."
Gentlemen? Of those of you who haven't tried it, I know a lot of you have at least thought about it. Some of you may be too big for it, and I'm sorry about that. Regarding ladies, I will say I personally know women who have taken Mr. Suckything for a ride. I have seen women doing amazing things to their ladyparts with it, my own self included.

SO, when Mr. Suckything stops running because too much of "you" has been sucked into it's motor, what do you prefer to do? What will be your reply when you're told exactly what's causing the problem? Maybe you'll know, of course, what the problem is and will toss it, preferring not to endure that.
Perhaps you're fine with standing there and replying, "Oh yeah, I figured that would happen. Oh well, thanks."

Females and males, please answer and comment on this in any way you'd like, and feel free to share your experiences with the class. Thank-you!
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Darwin award imminent.
 
putting my dick inside the pipe that funnels all the crap i vacuum around the house sounds like a real nice place for it to be in...

also, what do women even do with it to get off? trying to put the pipe up your vagina while the vacuum is running sounds like a guaranteed injury

Flying Dutchman said:
Silly comment! ?
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oh, the irony....
 
I tryed it once or twice as a teen.

It feels not that bad. And I Dont know what vaccums you use, but they don't hurt you even on maximum power you can cover them completely with your hand, and there's nothing bad happening.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
putting my dick inside the pipe that funnels all the crap i vacuum around the house sounds like a real nice place for it to be in...

also, what do women even do with it to get off? trying to put the pipe up your vagina while the vacuum is running sounds like a guaranteed injury
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I didn't think I would have to tell anyone this, but that pipe should, first, be washed, then sanitized with 90% alcohol. If I were giving
step-by-step directions, I would have said that.

Do you REALLY think this involves putting that pipe inside a vagina?? I going to give you one last guess on where the opening of that pipe should go. I'm waiting.
 
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Schuppentier said:
I tryed it once or twice as a teen.

It feels not that bad. And I Dont know what vaccums you use, but they don't hurt you even on maximum power you can cover them completely with your hand, and there's nothing bad happening.
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Correct! If it's too much, and it may be for some, suction is easily adjustable with a few fingers or an entire hand.
 
Kristy said:
I didn't think I would have to tell anyone this, but that pipe should, first, be washed, then sanitized with 90% alcohol. If I were giving
step-by-step directions, I would have said that.

Do you REALLY think this involves putting that pipe inside a vagina?? I going to give you one last guess on where the opening of that pipe should go. Seriously, you should have gotten this right the first time. Go ahead...let me hear it...I'm waiting.
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You mind as well just get a pump. I have one. It’s quite fun
 
Wow, I've never even thought about it and honestly I still don't think it's a good idea.

We used to tease some people back in HS saying that they got a hickey from a vacuum cleaner but that was about it.

I guess my dad was right - takes all kinds.....................:geek:
 
knotinterested said:
Wow, I've never even thought about it and honestly I still don't think it's a good idea.

We used to tease some people back in HS saying that they got a hickey from a vacuum cleaner but that was about it.

I guess my dad was right - takes all kinds.....................:geek:
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guess anything's a sex toy if you're "kinky" enough... some ppl even seem to take pride in that
 
knotinterested said:
Wow, I've never even thought about it and honestly I still don't think it's a good idea.

We used to tease some people back in HS saying that they got a hickey from a vacuum cleaner but that was about it.

I guess my dad was right - takes all kinds.....................:geek:
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As with a lot of things sexual, it's not for everyone, and I wouldn't advocate that it is. Thank-you for your comments.
 
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