Don’t Wake the Mods!

[Zippo]

32
The bit about ordering 1000 liters of milk is where i lost it completely, loool

 

[son1911]

33
It's hilarious. ?

 

[Zippo]

Rule34
Aye, good find

 

[Octavian]

35

Jag älskar mjölk.

 

[Zippo]

35

Jag älskar mjölk.

36

You just ordered a tausand litres of melk.. so foqin wot

 

[Octavian]

37

Tid för arbete.

 

[Zippo]

37

Tid för arbete.

38
På återseende Octavian!

 

[Daneζ]

39

 

[Octavian]

40

Hej kōhai…jag älskar dig.

 

[Daneζ]

41

Hej min söta Senpai... jag älskar dig också

 

[Zippo]

42
Fan va duktiga ni är. I could not be prouder

 

[Daneζ]

43

Google is talented ?

 

[Octavian]

44

Of course I didn’t have to use Google translate for mine. ?

Oi, Dane. Download Duolingo!

 

[Daneζ]

45

Okayyyyy, but if that bird gets me you have to take care of my lady for me!

 

[Zippo]

46
At least you'll remember what google taught you, right @DaneLover1?

 

[Daneζ]

47

I’ll do my bestest

 

[Zippo]

48

Tongue twister; sex laxar i en laxask.
Pronounce this in perfectly five times in quick succession and you'll have passed the Zippo Swedish Master Exam

 

[Daneζ]

49

I was going to try, but get distracted by how you guys spell 6

 

[Zippo]

50

How about this one then
"Sju sjösjukliga sjömän sköttes av sjutton sköna sjuksköterskor"

 

[Octavian]

51

I’m pretty much an expert at Swedish (I’ve been studying it for about 30 hours now) and that just looks like gobbledegook. Poppycock I say, you’re pulling my leg.

 

[Daneζ]

52

Definitely looks made up to me

 

[Zippo]

53

Promise, it's not. ? You just need to figure out what the Sj-, Ä and Ö sound like.

Spoiler: Proof

 

[Daneζ]

53

Promise, it's not. ? You just need to figure out what the Sj-, Ä and Ö sound like.

Spoiler: Proof

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54

Change nurses to horses and I like it

 

[Octavian]

55

At some point I’m going to need a native speaker to converse with. I don’t think I’ll ever learn to properly speak the language from this phone app.

 

[Daneζ]

56

Yes, we need someone to tell us about the seasick sailors and their pretty nurses with their pretty Swedish voice

 

[Zippo]

57
I'm not sure i'd qualify, my accent would be bordering on swedish redneckish.
Is this what you want?

 

[Daneζ]

57
I'm not sure i'd qualify, my accent would be bordering on swedish redneckish.
Is this what you want?

58
If you sound redneck I’ll understand you perfectly

 

[Octavian]

59

What part of Sweden do rednecks come from? And yeah, kind of. I’m going to have a terrible accent anyway it might as well have a redneck sound to it too. ?

 

[Zippo]

?

Most of our major cities and populated areas are located in the southern parts of the country.
The further north you get, the more likely you are to encounter people with exaggerated accents, herding reindeer.

 

[Daneζ]

61

I want reindeer