Count to ∞!

[MrsShemon]

58163
?

blessing covers all angry unicorn actions including impalement, dimensional relocation and being pelted

What kind of unicorn is that? Might need to take this up with dad, a hellish curse should "cure" you.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

?

What kind of unicorn is that? Might need to take this up with dad, a hellish curse should "cure" you.

58164

The kind that is unwelcome in either heaven nor hell due to wild orgies in both in ages past

 

[son1911]

58165

 

[MrsShemon]

58166

The kind that is unwelcome in either heaven nor hell due to wild orgies in both in ages past

??
I think you must have misunderstood something, dad would never say "you are not welcome here anymore" because of orgies.

 

[son1911]

58167

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

??
I think you must have misunderstood something, dad would never say "you are not welcome here anymore" because of orgies.

58168

He wasn't too amused about the whole slept with his wife thing, even the Lord of Darkness has his limits

 

[MrsShemon]

58169

He wasn't too amused about the whole slept with his wife thing, even the Lord of Darkness has his limits

You banged mom?
Noice!

 

[Dogslucy]

58170

 

[son1911]

58171
Please, think of the lemurs!?

 

[MrsShemon]

58172

Please, think of the lemurs!?

Oh, please, that was eons ago.

 

[Taopony]

58173

 

[MrsShemon]

58174

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

You banged mom?
Noice!

58175

Still unclear whether it was that or the fact we used his throne, or the bedroom, or simply we forgot to invite him in the first place

 

[MrsShemon]

58176

Still unclear whether it was that or the fact we used his throne, or the bedroom, or simply we forgot to invite him in the first place

Probably the last option, he gets a little cranky if he is left out from a sex party.
And you know him:
Grudges last for all eternity

 

[son1911]

58177

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Probably the last option, he gets a little cranky if he is left out from a sex party.
And you know him:
Grudges last for all eternity

58177

You don't say, I woke up in the middle of nowhere, and I used to be white, not a frickin mood ring on hooves

 

[Taopony]

58178

 

[MrsShemon]

58179

You don't say, I woke up in the middle of nowhere, and I used to be white, not a frickin mood ring on hooves

Atleast you have learned to not hog all the action ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Atleast you have learned to not hog all the action ?

58180

Yes, I've learned my lesson don't get caught next time

 

[MrsShemon]

58181

Yes, I've learned my lesson don't get caught next time

*Counting the years backwards to make sure the horns are not from......*
Naw, that can't be it, dad would not gave given me domain over this realm if it was.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

*Counting the years backwards to make sure the horns are not from......*
Naw, that can't be it, dad would not gave given me domain over this realm if it was.

58182

Way before your time, and even if it were so you'd notice a few interesting issues from the mixed magical sources, things like raising the dead and healing the unwell, then they kinda burst into flames or explode

 

[ice bear]

58183

Spoiler: me irl

 

[Taopony]

58184

 

[MrsShemon]

58185

Way before your time, and even if it were so you'd notice a few interesting issues from the mixed magical sources, things like raising the dead and healing the unwell, then they kinda burst into flames or explode

That settled it. I draw power from sperm, no raising of the dead, but all males that are with me is atleast not in a worse state than before, mentally anyway.

 

[Taopony]

58186

 

[MrsShemon]

58187

 

[Taopony]

58189

Sorry, couldn't resist posting that Lion King gif...

 

[Taopony]

58191

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

58192

 

[MrsShemon]

58193