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blessing covers all angry unicorn actions including impalement, dimensional relocation and being pelted
blessing covers all angry unicorn actions including impalement, dimensional relocation and being pelted
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MrsShemon
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58163
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What kind of unicorn is that? Might need to take this up with dad, a hellish curse should "cure" you.
58164
The kind that is unwelcome in either heaven nor hell due to wild orgies in both in ages past
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MrsShemon
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58166
I think you must have misunderstood something, dad would never say "you are not welcome here anymore" because of orgies.
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I think you must have misunderstood something, dad would never say "you are not welcome here anymore" because of orgies.
58168
He wasn't too amused about the whole slept with his wife thing, even the Lord of Darkness has his limits
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MrsShemon
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MrsShemon
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58172
Oh, please, that was eons ago.
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MrsShemon
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Still unclear whether it was that or the fact we used his throne, or the bedroom, or simply we forgot to invite him in the first place
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MrsShemon
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58176
And you know him:
Grudges last for all eternity
Probably the last option, he gets a little cranky if he is left out from a sex party.Still unclear whether it was that or the fact we used his throne, or the bedroom, or simply we forgot to invite him in the first place
And you know him:
Grudges last for all eternity
58177
You don't say, I woke up in the middle of nowhere, and I used to be white, not a frickin mood ring on hooves
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MrsShemon
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58179
Atleast you have learned to not hog all the action ?
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MrsShemon
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58181
Naw, that can't be it, dad would not gave given me domain over this realm if it was.
*Counting the years backwards to make sure the horns are not from......*
Naw, that can't be it, dad would not gave given me domain over this realm if it was.
58182
Way before your time, and even if it were so you'd notice a few interesting issues from the mixed magical sources, things like raising the dead and healing the unwell, then they kinda burst into flames or explode
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MrsShemon
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58185
That settled it. I draw power from sperm, no raising of the dead, but all males that are with me is atleast not in a worse state than before, mentally anyway.
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MrsShemon
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