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YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139516
The internet is full of such .. weird fetishes. And I always wonder how such existences could survive up to an age which allowed them to actually try to fulfill those interests.
Sometimes Murphy's law would need a little.. booster.
Sometimes those very weird, but more or less sarcastic and at least somewhat fascinating fetishes are to be found. There was a webpage called "Astlochficker" a dozen or so years ago. Roughly translated this means "knothole fuckers" and relates to trees.
It was basically just a page full of quite good pictures of knotholes on trees. Nothing sexual to be seen there as far as I remember. As such quite the fascinating trolling concept.
The internet is full of such .. weird fetishes. And I always wonder how such existences could survive up to an age which allowed them to actually try to fulfill those interests.
Sometimes Murphy's law would need a little.. booster.
Sometimes those very weird, but more or less sarcastic and at least somewhat fascinating fetishes are to be found. There was a webpage called "Astlochficker" a dozen or so years ago. Roughly translated this means "knothole fuckers" and relates to trees.
It was basically just a page full of quite good pictures of knotholes on trees. Nothing sexual to be seen there as far as I remember. As such quite the fascinating trolling concept.
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MypupandI69
Citizen of Zooville
139518
Good evening folks
Good evening folks
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139520
I would have to go shopping, money is a rarity right here, right now - too much projects, too much unexpected costs.
Ah, our Yimby! Welcome in this own little hell of counting infinitely!
I would have to go shopping, money is a rarity right here, right now - too much projects, too much unexpected costs.
Ah, our Yimby! Welcome in this own little hell of counting infinitely!
MypupandI69
Citizen of Zooville
139521
It's not hell more like purgatory.
It's not hell more like purgatory.
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MrsShemon
Guest
139523
Much, much worse than looking for a quick hookup, necrophilia
At least they made it easy to spot, like ban hammering fish in a barrel. Let's just hope they don't fuck 'em afterwards.
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139524
Oh, hello miss demon! Long not read, but that lays in my responsibility as being offline resembles a main feature of the mischievous fox spirit.
A very positive surprise that you're still active in the forums.
The N-topic (not -that- N-word) is really weird. It's comparable to people which just love to fuck with mechanic toolshop machines. Nothing good comes out of such fetishists.
Oh, hello miss demon! Long not read, but that lays in my responsibility as being offline resembles a main feature of the mischievous fox spirit.
A very positive surprise that you're still active in the forums.
The N-topic (not -that- N-word) is really weird. It's comparable to people which just love to fuck with mechanic toolshop machines. Nothing good comes out of such fetishists.
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MrsShemon
Guest
139525
Hello my dear German inventor of things both small and big.
Happy to chat about almost anything, but the N-stuff I will not comment further as my emojis already have displayed how I feel about that particular "kink".
Hello my dear German inventor of things both small and big.
Happy to chat about almost anything, but the N-stuff I will not comment further as my emojis already have displayed how I feel about that particular "kink".
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139526
Yep, inventor of unbelievable features which prove that recycled goods can assure new and rich functional "life" as new technology.
You wouldn't believe how many lost places appear for lonesome wanderers in the woods, fields and smaller cities.. and how many almost forgotten concepts, even functional machines one finds in those with a bit of luck.
Oh, I don't want to talk about the N-stuff as well, for me it's just calling up imaginary sceneries of slaughterhouses and meat fabrication facilities, which is nothing "absurdly unfitting", but neither sexual in any way. And to combine those remains with sexual fetishes is .. just weird.
Reminds me of a guy which posted at least 15 years ago at the .nets with an image of his bath tub full of minced meat - with sexual uhh.. goals in mind. And I could just think: "Holy, the amount of bacteria is over NINE THOUSAND!" (to partly quote dragon ball).
Yep, inventor of unbelievable features which prove that recycled goods can assure new and rich functional "life" as new technology.
You wouldn't believe how many lost places appear for lonesome wanderers in the woods, fields and smaller cities.. and how many almost forgotten concepts, even functional machines one finds in those with a bit of luck.
Oh, I don't want to talk about the N-stuff as well, for me it's just calling up imaginary sceneries of slaughterhouses and meat fabrication facilities, which is nothing "absurdly unfitting", but neither sexual in any way. And to combine those remains with sexual fetishes is .. just weird.
Reminds me of a guy which posted at least 15 years ago at the .nets with an image of his bath tub full of minced meat - with sexual uhh.. goals in mind. And I could just think: "Holy, the amount of bacteria is over NINE THOUSAND!" (to partly quote dragon ball).
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MrsShemon
Guest
139528
Last part:
Please stop.
I'm very positive to recycling stuff, but not very good at turning them to entirely new constructions/applications with new purpose.139526
Yep, inventor of unbelievable features which prove that recycled goods can assure new and rich functional "life" as new technology.
You wouldn't believe how many lost places appear for lonesome wanderers in the woods, fields and smaller cities.. and how many almost forgotten concepts, even functional machines one finds in those with a bit of luck.
Last part:
Please stop.
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139529
Nah, plain scientific analysis.
I can't grasp the logic behind some fetishes, it's as if someone would say: "I love to copulate extensively with front windshield wipers! And ashtrays! And the steering rods of a 1969 corvette!" - and you're there and think: "What the great coral reef duck?!"
It's not even changing my mood, it's just plain.. absurd.
But okay, enough of the windshield wipers and co. Poor wipers. A tear runs down my eye, now I would need a wiper.
Nah, plain scientific analysis.
I can't grasp the logic behind some fetishes, it's as if someone would say: "I love to copulate extensively with front windshield wipers! And ashtrays! And the steering rods of a 1969 corvette!" - and you're there and think: "What the great coral reef duck?!"
It's not even changing my mood, it's just plain.. absurd.
But okay, enough of the windshield wipers and co. Poor wipers. A tear runs down my eye, now I would need a wiper.
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MrsShemon
Guest
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YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139531
True dat, true.
Enough wipers. Hopefully the 1969 Corvette didn't have an impressive sound system. That would ruin the mood of the internet day.
The first fully international mental asylum which is built, maintained and organized by its inhabitants themself. The .nets.
True dat, true.
Enough wipers. Hopefully the 1969 Corvette didn't have an impressive sound system. That would ruin the mood of the internet day.
The first fully international mental asylum which is built, maintained and organized by its inhabitants themself. The .nets.
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
139534
Hopefully our @YIMBY and the other regulars in this counting madness are not too shocked about the weird topics which unfortunately came up through related users (to those topics) and still have a good day (the ones in this counting madness!).
My day is almost over, cleaning dishes, brushing teeth, sleeeeping. That's my to-do-list. Written on 18th century pergament for consistent reflection regarding the importance of utterly useless tasks.
Have a good day / night / some other time which is not yet scientifically recognized, my good floofs - don't let weird topics which are established through already banned users (fortunately already banned!) direct your mood, please.
Good night (day?), until the next time we meet again.
Ah, and hello, ManuMare - doch wieso folgst du mir? Ich werde dir, was immer du auch suchst oder anstrebst, nicht offerieren - bin reiner Exklusiv-Zoo, demnach kein Interesse an Menschen.
Hopefully our @YIMBY and the other regulars in this counting madness are not too shocked about the weird topics which unfortunately came up through related users (to those topics) and still have a good day (the ones in this counting madness!).
My day is almost over, cleaning dishes, brushing teeth, sleeeeping. That's my to-do-list. Written on 18th century pergament for consistent reflection regarding the importance of utterly useless tasks.
Have a good day / night / some other time which is not yet scientifically recognized, my good floofs - don't let weird topics which are established through already banned users (fortunately already banned!) direct your mood, please.
Good night (day?), until the next time we meet again.
Ah, and hello, ManuMare - doch wieso folgst du mir?
Ich werde dir, was immer du auch suchst oder anstrebst, nicht offerieren - bin reiner Exklusiv-Zoo, demnach kein Interesse an Menschen.
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to erribody left, right, up, down, center, diagonal, and any direction not yet classified.
to erribody left, right, up, down, center, diagonal, and any direction not yet classified.
139539
I see.
Well, here's a light hearted comic to get our minds off of the discussion earlier. Maybe this will summon @MrsShemon back? Or perhaps I need to draw a pentagram on the floor and light some candles...
I see.
Well, here's a light hearted comic to get our minds off of the discussion earlier. Maybe this will summon @MrsShemon back? Or perhaps I need to draw a pentagram on the floor and light some candles...
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1395 double 4
That was some good smut, wasn't it? Lol
That was some good smut, wasn't it? Lol