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Oh, our floofy moderator got upgraded to floofy administrator! Holy macaroni, congratulations from the mischievous fox spirit et al. (y)

Somehow I summoned a black hole inside of my stomach two days ago. How did this happen?! How?!
I ate 7300 calories today and don't even feel nearly stuffed. Goddamn, life's hard if one wants to keep muscular-sleek but gets hungry like a hoard of wolves in the wooden forests.
 
1394 Double Nein!

Indeed, and thanks! It's been about a week and a half now since the upgrade in position. I've already made some minor tweaks to the forum myself like changing the "Banned User" badge to red, instead of it being the same color as the "Staff Member" badge. A change that, in my opinion, should have been done awhile ago. I also tweaked the warning message on the front page of the DF. As the "posts must remain relevant to the forum as a whole." line was pretty much a lie at this point.
 
139506

Had nothing better to do today night than to read the whole conceptual "first heat" discussion and write a long response, which by approximately 93,824% of the potential readers of this forum will not be read in detail - due to length and too factual writing style without fetishism slangwords. ?‍♂️


It's somehow a hassle to have a "breedable dog -> able to reproduce" regulation but no directly understandable way to actually explain people that dogs - no matter the size - don't have an "adult body" just by reaching reproductive hormonal age, except if they're at least 15, better around 16-18 months of age on first heat, as this is when bones are actually starting to harden and growth declines (up until 24-28th month, mostly around 2 years of age).

And many other changes are in process, as example the antibody reaction procedures in the body and the used defensive mechanisms which get better self-analysis concepts over time.

There's much difference between "being able to reproduce" and "the body is grown up and able to handle all sorts of new situations as well as physical experiences".
 
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Yeah that was a instant ban in my book, so nice of them to put it right there in their about me though.
Searching for girls / animals? One of the forbidden fetishism areas or abusive fantasies?

You've done the right thing by "exiting lane enforcement". :ROFLMAO:

A big red button called: "ban person X from existence itself" would sometimes be helpful. Prevents 1001 new accounts..
 
139510

Ah oof. They could just put a silicone masturbator in the refrigerator and use it dry, should almost have the same result.
(Didn't people usually strive for an enjoyable experience? What went wrong there? Suggestion for maximal entertainment: they could use a mixer.)

Freud would have had hella fun with such people in his personal societal and sexual development theorems torture cellar. :ROFLMAO:
 
139516

The internet is full of such .. weird fetishes. And I always wonder how such existences could survive up to an age which allowed them to actually try to fulfill those interests.

Sometimes Murphy's law would need a little.. booster.

Sometimes those very weird, but more or less sarcastic and at least somewhat fascinating fetishes are to be found. There was a webpage called "Astlochficker" a dozen or so years ago. Roughly translated this means "knothole fuckers" and relates to trees. :ROFLMAO:

It was basically just a page full of quite good pictures of knotholes on trees. Nothing sexual to be seen there as far as I remember. As such quite the fascinating trolling concept.
 
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Oh, hello miss demon! Long not read, but that lays in my responsibility as being offline resembles a main feature of the mischievous fox spirit. :ROFLMAO:

A very positive surprise that you're still active in the forums. (y)

The N-topic (not -that- N-word) is really weird. It's comparable to people which just love to fuck with mechanic toolshop machines. Nothing good comes out of such fetishists.
 
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