Count to ∞!

[ShanoirII]

85427
or he'll have to scratch out a few letters of McAfee and make it look like it reads McCafé.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85428

Lol, is that all it takes for you to get kidnapped? The promise of McDonald's coffee? ?

 

[ShanoirII]

85428

Lol, is that all it takes for you to get kidnapped? The promise of McDonald's coffee? ?

85429
is candy all it takes for you?
must be some good "candy"

 

[YIMBY]

85430

 

[ShanoirII]

85431
or maybe i will get lucky and mcafee will turn out to be attractive and i will develop a bdsm fetish to help me cope with being kidnapped.

actually, wait, that went off the rails very fast. scratch all that.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85432

is candy all it takes for you?
must be some good "candy"

Nah, candy wouldn't work, I'm not a big candy eater anyways. The promise of sexy female canines in heat though............ yeah, my ass would be napped! ?

 

[ShanoirII]

85432

Nah, candy wouldn't work, I'm not a big candy eater anyways. The promise of sexy female canines in heat though............ yeah, my ass would be napped! ?

85433
so he just needs to keep some dogs, or to cover himself in dog pheromones

what about you, YIMBY? what would it take to get you in my someone's van?

 

[YIMBY]

85434
Depends how much further it is to the bus stop.

 

[ShanoirII]

85435
a hitchhiker, have we?
have you got the thumb for it, sir?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85436

Just gotta change this to "female dogs in heat" lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85437
what if the kidnapper is a female dog in heat?

 

[h2owonderful]

85438

 

[ShanoirII]

85439

 

[h2owonderful]

85440

 

[ShanoirII]

85441

 

[YIMBY]

85442

a hitchhiker, have we?
have you got the thumb for it, sir?

No, you point at the road.

 

[ShanoirII]

85443
ive never heard of that tradition before...
what sect of hitchhikers practices it?
the ones around here use the thumb

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85 triple 4

what if the kidnapper is a female dog in heat?

It wouldn't be kidnapping then, as it'd be a voluntary departure. Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85445
better hope she has a drivers license

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85446

Beep beep, hop in human!

 

[ShanoirII]

85447
the magical mystery dog is coming to take us away.
ha ha
ho ho
he he

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85448

the magical mystery dog is coming to take us your virginity away.

Ha ha
Santa Claus
Michael Jackson

 

[ShanoirII]

85449

is she a collector of people's virginities?

instead of a headhunter, shes a... weeneehunter?

 

[YIMBY]

85450
She hunts a different kind of head.

ive never heard of that tradition before...
what sect of hitchhikers practices it?
the ones around here use the thumb

That's the way I've always seen it done but I'll be damned if I can find any record of it.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85451

She collects virginities like I collect a criminal records during my Newfie and I's forbidden love.

 

[YIMBY]

86452

 

[FloofyNewfie]

86453

Looks like we lost Shan. Dang work got in the way, but at least I got a little OT out of it.

 

[YIMBY]

86454
You were working quite late by the looks of it.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85455

Indeed, I'm one of those night workers, similar to a prostitute but a lot more... err... professional. Lol

Also you jumped a thousand!

 

[YIMBY]

85456
Yes, I do that occasionally.