Count to ∞!

[Zeloran777]

85397

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

85398

 

[curiousftm]

85399

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

85400

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85401

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

85402

 

[ShanoirII]

85403

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85 404 not found

 

[ShanoirII]

85405

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85406

Gotta beat the Ted!

 

[ShanoirII]

85407
where is he farming his likes anyway?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85408

Some from here, some from the DF, and some from the non-zoo porn threads.

 

[ShanoirII]

85409
a jack of all trades
but im the master of this one

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85410

A master you say? Before today when was the last time you posted in here... last week?? Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85411
i just mean im good at it.
i have the skills required.
i know the secrets on how to maximize my likes

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85412

You gotta get in here more often though. Ted usually shows up about 2-3 times a week and normally plays for awhile. You're slippin' man!

 

[ShanoirII]

85413
yes, i need to have this page in splitscreen with other windows

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85414

You must learn to count in your sleep! You just gotta train your third eye! ?️

 

[ShanoirII]

85415
but does my third eye come with a third hand to type with?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85416

Nah, you must do so utilizing telepathy.

 

[ShanoirII]

85417
i need to use my third eye to connect my brain directly to the internet

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85418

The only downside is that your mind would be vulnerable to computer viruses. Imagine getting a BSOD in your mind! Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85419
if i did contract a computer virus in my brain while using my third eye to access the internet, would i go to a doctor, a technician, or a shaman?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85420

You'd go to Avast and hope for the best. Otherwise you'd need to format yourself and reinstall the last version of Microsoft Windows CE (conscious edition)

 

[ShanoirII]

85421
but what if McAfee tried to force itself on me (like it has been doing to my computer every day for months)?
it is a dual-type Virus/Anti-Virus

 

[FloofyNewfie]

854 double 2

McAfee tries to force himself onto everybody. McAfee is a registered sex offender. ? You'll need to install the weapons driver.

 

[ShanoirII]

85423
where can i download one of those?
can i download two and dual-wield them?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85424
You can go to www.microsoft.com/weapons/category-all

Dual welding is generally not recommended as it is RAM intensive and takes up a lot of hard drive space.

 

[ShanoirII]

85425
oof, those are riddled with microtransactions. must have taken lessons from EA on those. even got a +5 damage bonus for ordering bundle A, but a fire elemental bonus for bundle B.

ill have to start mining for dogecoin in my head to pay it off.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85426

It's the price you gotta pay for protection. Otherwise McAfee is going to try to lure you into his white rusted out windowless van with promises of candy. Lol