Count to ∞!

[son1911]

57687

Yeah?
"The Brothers Grimbsby" Elephant scene. You laughed?

Looked for the scene. Found it somewhat amusing.

If I really wanted to I could go out and get a girlfriend pretty easily, and in fact multiple women have actually expressed interest in me. I'm not bad looking, I'm fairly tall, and I'm financially secure.

I'm too ugly, short and poor to bother with women.

 

[MrsShemon]

57688

Looked for the scene. Found it somewhat amusing..

See, not that old mind at all.

I'm too ugly, short and poor to bother with women.

You are definitely not ugly.
But you are too gay to bother with women.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

57689

Unless they are looking for a relationship with little to no sex they're whinnying at the wrong unicorn I'm afraid

 

[son1911]

57690

You are definitely not ugly.
But you are too gay to bother with women.

I'm too short and poor to bother with men.

 

[MrsShemon]

57691

I'm too short and poor to bother with men.

I personally know of several gay men that would love a "short" boyfriend and don't care at all about your income.
Don't beat yourself down. You are an amazing person who undoubtedly deserve love in his life.

 

[son1911]

57692

 

[MrsShemon]

57693

You are amazing Son

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

57694

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57695

We have more gentlemen in this thread, and I seem to recall some, shall we say "different preferences" among them.

Oh I know, lol! I was just expressing my opinion on the matter. I figured I'd reply since I happen to be one of those gentlemen. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

57696

Oh I know, lol! I was just expressing my opinion on the matter. I figured I'd reply since I happen to be one of those gentlemen. ?

And rightly done of you to do so.

 

[son1911]

57697
I believe some smut would be in order. Floofy. ?

Spoiler: Deer encounter

 

[MrsShemon]

57698

57697
I believe some smut would be in order. Floofy. ?

Spoiler: Deer encounter

70 posts too early ?

 

[son1911]

57699
I'd like to disagree.

Spoiler: More antlers

 

[MrsShemon]

57699+1

57699
I'd like to disagree.

Spoiler: More antlers

By Freya! You are right!

Spoiler: Human smut

 

[son1911]

57701

You are amazing Son

Thanks.

 

[OiledGazelle]

57702

Clearly i need to start a proper collection of smut so that i can contribute to these posting binges. At the moment, I am feeling a bit inadequate. ?

 

[son1911]

57703

Clearly i need to start a proper collection of smut so that i can contribute to these posting binges. At the moment, I am feeling a bit inadequate. ?

I always wait to the last moment.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57704

Spoiler: Make up smut...

 

[son1911]

57705

 

[MrsShemon]

57706

 

[OiledGazelle]

57703

I always wait to the last moment.

57707
Strategic. Make it last. Clever.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57708

Spoiler: More smut!

 

[MrsShemon]

57709

 

[OiledGazelle]

57709

 

[FloofyNewfie]

5 double 7 double 1 +1

Spoiler: Canine smut!

 

[MrsShemon]

57712

 

[son1911]

57713

57707
Strategic. Make it last. Clever.

I trust our Smut King to provide for us.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57714

Spoiler: Mating smut!

 

[MrsShemon]

57715

 

[OiledGazelle]

57713

I trust our Smut King to provide for us.

57716
This is the way