Count to ∞!

[FloofyNewfie]

576 double 5

Your Newfie pfp looks amazing so as soon as I found out that you made it yourself you became a good artist in my book.

Well to be fair, my current avatar is actually just a heavily modified photo. I basically took a photo, threw it in GIMP and enhanced some aspects of it such as fur texture and lighting. Then just pasted a PNG of a pair of sunglasses over her eyes.

 

[MrsShemon]

57656

@FloofyNewfie that sounds like something you see as simple, but I did not understand much of that.
Be modest all you want, but I am still allowed to admire you as a good artist.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Heinz 57, 6, Heinz 57

 

[son1911]

57659

 

[MrsShemon]

57660

57658. I'm feeling very low energy today. Anyone want to just come and use my body whilst I lie here like a corpse? I have zero energy but I am horny and lonely.

This is probably the thread where you will have the worst fishing luck for that. The gentlemen here are not really that fond of human females.

 

[Taopony]

57661

 

[son1911]

57662

This is probably the thread where you will have the worst fishing luck for that. The gentlemen here are not really that fond of human female corpses.

 

[MrsShemon]

57663

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

This is probably the thread where you will have the worst fishing luck for that. The gentlemen here are not really that fond of human females.

57665

Not only that but way to close to necrophilia for me, had enough of being accused of it for mentioning I have had sex with a deer, my tame pet deer.

 

[MrsShemon]

57666 ?

 

[son1911]

57667

Not only that but way to close to necrophilia for me, had enough of being accused of it for mentioning I have had sex with a deer, my tame pet deer.

You've had a pet deer?

 

[MrsShemon]

57668

You've had a pet deer?

Did you miss LTPW entirely the last couple of days?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57669

Spoiler: Animated smut!

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

You've had a pet deer?

57670

Years ago but yes I did, hand raised house trained pet deer.

 

[MrsShemon]

57669+2

Spoiler: Lady

 

[son1911]

57672

Did you miss LTPW entirely the last couple of days?

I can hardly remember when I worked. Don't expect me to remember details like this. ?

Years ago but yes I did, hand raised house trained pet deer.

What happened to the mother?

 

[Taopony]

57673

 

[son1911]

57674

 

[MrsShemon]

57675

I can hardly remember when I worked. Don't expect me to remember details like this. ?

Everybody don't have a eidetic memor?

 

[son1911]

57676

Everybody don't have a eidetic memor?

Not this lemur.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I can hardly remember when I worked. Don't expect me to remember details like this. ?

What happened to the mother?

57677

Hit and killed by me in my truck long ago, stopped to be sure the doe wasn't suffering and found her fawn, the rest is history.

 

[Taopony]

57678

A bittersweet story

 

[MrsShemon]

57679

Not this lemur.

It is possible to train your memory ?

 

[Taopony]

57680

 

[son1911]

57681

Hit and killed by me in my truck long ago, stopped to be sure the doe wasn't suffering and found her fawn, the rest is history.

That's both sad and sweet.

It is possible to train your memory ?

You can't teach an old lemur to sit. ?‍

 

[MrsShemon]

57682

You can't teach an old lemur to sit. ?‍

You are far from old

 

[son1911]

57683

You are far from old

The body is young, but the spirit is old.

 

[MrsShemon]

57684

The body is young, but the spirit is old.

Yeah?
"The Brothers Grimbsby" Elephant scene. You laughed?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

57685

The gentlemen here are not really that fond of human females

Well, it's not that I don't find women attractive. Some women definitely are attractive to me. When it comes to women I'm, shall we say... unrealistically picky. Not necessarily over body type. But primary when it comes to whether or not they'd accept my zoosexuality, whether or not I could fully trust them, whether or not they'd be comfortable sharing 50% of my attention with my animal partners, and 50% with them.

If I really wanted to I could go out and get a girlfriend pretty easily, and in fact multiple women have actually expressed interest in me. I'm not bad looking, I'm fairly tall, and I'm financially secure. But I'm really not interested in just tapping random pussy for the sake of tapping random pussy. No, if I ever find myself in a relationship with a woman I'd want the relationship to be just as meaningful as the relationship I share with my doggy gals.

 

[MrsShemon]

57686

Well, it not that I don't find women attractive. Some women definitely attractive to me. When it comes to women I'm, shall we say... unrealistically picky. Not necessarily over body type. But primary when it comes to whether or not they'd accept my zoosexuality, whether or not I could fully trust them, whether or not they'd be comfortable sharing 50% of my attention with my animal partners, and 50% with them.

If I really wanted to I could go out and get a girlfriend pretty easily, and in fact multiple women have actually expressed interest in me. I'm not bad looking, I'm fairly tall, and I'm financially secure. But I'm really not interested in just tapping random pussy for the sake of tapping random pussy. No, if I ever find myself in a relationship with a woman I'd want the relationship to be just as meaningful as the relationship I share with my doggy gals.

Firstly. We have more gentlemen in this thread, and I seem to recall some, shall we say "different preferences" among them.
Secondly. I have some single friends.