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386 The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
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386 double 4
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386 Fiddy
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386 50 shades of hay! 
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When you ask a mare for sex and she says "Neigh."
When you ask a mare for sex and she says "Yeigh!"
When you ask a mare for sex and she says "Neigh."
When you ask a mare for sex and she says "Yeigh!"
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Aww, c'mon Mare Lover, that was a good joke. Neigh... It's ferrier to say that it was a great joke! It should stirrup a laugh or two!
Aww, c'mon Mare Lover, that was a good joke. Neigh... It's ferrier to say that it was a great joke! It should stirrup a laugh or two!
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Puns, so many puns
Puns, so many puns
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Say, isn't it a little late for you to still be up? Isn't it pasture bedtime?
I'd recommend falling asleep while listening to a band called Foals? I've heard they have a colt following!
Say, isn't it a little late for you to still be up? Isn't it pasture bedtime?
I'd recommend falling asleep while listening to a band called Foals? I've heard they have a colt following!
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Hey! That's a good one!
Hey! That's a good one!
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And shouldn't you be taking care of Mrs. Newfie, and be sure to ask if she wants it ruff.
And shouldn't you be taking care of Mrs. Newfie, and be sure to ask if she wants it ruff.
Heh, I took care of her needs back there yesterday. I'll probably take care of her tomorrow!
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Wish mine would give me a day off, ain't happening during heat
Wish mine would give me a day off, ain't happening during heat
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Oh yeah, I get ya! Luckily my girl only goes into heat every 5 or so months!
Oh yeah, I get ya! Luckily my girl only goes into heat every 5 or so months!
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I both do and do not envy you! I probably could make love to my girl every day, but back when I used to do so I started noticing her getting an... unpleasant... smell after awhile. Once I cut back to every other day it went away. Not only that, but I find myself not getting quite as erect when I make love every day, so cutting back helped with that too.
I both do and do not envy you! I probably could make love to my girl every day, but back when I used to do so I started noticing her getting an... unpleasant... smell after awhile. Once I cut back to every other day it went away. Not only that, but I find myself not getting quite as erect when I make love every day, so cutting back helped with that too.
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Mares don't retain fluids like a canine can sometimes, so there isn't a issue there. As long as I manage to keep them satisfied it's all good, but yes it can be a bit much at times.
Mares don't retain fluids like a canine can sometimes, so there isn't a issue there. As long as I manage to keep them satisfied it's all good, but yes it can be a bit much at times.
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