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W YouTube możesz cieszyć się filmami i muzyką, które lubisz, przesyłać oryginalne treści i udostępniać je swoim bliskim, znajomym i całemu światu.
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I was actually looking for that song, I knew the melody, didn!t remember the lyrics, so, thanks!

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Sexuality-wise, I more-or-less just a cynophile, but I admit there is a certain appeal to somebody dangerous enough to be a killer and gentle enough to be a lover.
 
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Oh, if my Newfie really wanted to, she could do some damage to me, that's for sure. I've seen her split a rams horn in one bite! Lucky she's a docile, gentle, and loving sweety.

60% of my attraction is to female canines, 30% for women, and 10% for other versions female animals. But me, I'm the type of zoo where if a female animal wants to feel sexual pleasure from me, I'm fine with giving it to them, generally no matter the species.

But a lioness though, that's a tough one. They've been known to take a swipe or two at male lions once they've ejaculated in them. While a male lion can take this abuse, if she were to do the same to me, I'd likely lose half of my face. They're sexy for sure, but they're a little too dangerous for anything IRL. But that doesn't mean that I can't fantasize about what it would be like to bed one. Even if IRL I'd probably pussy out. Heh, get it? Pussy out? Lol
 
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FloofyNewfie said:
Oh, if my Newfie really wanted to, she could do some damage to me, that's for sure. I've seen her split a rams horn in one bite! Lucky she's a docile, gentle, and loving sweety.
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Yeah, I know the feeling. I remember play-fighting with my malamute girl and sometimes wondered if I'd be able to stop her if she were serious. I concluded "probably not", so it's a good thing she loved me (and was a bit of a coward as well).
FloofyNewfie said:
60% of my attraction is to female canines, 30% for women, and 10% for other versions female animals. But me, I'm the type of zoo that if a female animal wants to feel sexual pleasure from me, I'm fine with giving it to them, generally no matter the species.
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Even if you know what you want, a wise man doesn't rule anything out completely. Maybe big cats aren't my thing; but right time, right place, right individual, who knows?
FloofyNewfie said:
Even if IRL I'd probably pussy out. Heh, get it? Pussy out? Lol
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:D :) ? :( ?
 
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YIMBY said:
Yeah, I know the feeling. I remember play-fighting with my malamute girl and sometimes wondered if I'd be able to stop her if she were serious. I concluded "probably not", so it's a good thing she loved me (and was a bit of a coward as well).
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Funnily enough, I like to wrestle with my two sometimes. When my newife girl plays with my smaller mutt mix she goes pretty dang easy on her. She's truly a gentle giant in that case. It's pretty funny because my smaller girl will try her dangdest to to play rough with her (Such has grabbing her big floofy paw in her mouth and shaking it like she's trying to shake out entrails in a freshly caught rabbit.) But it has almost no affect on my big girl. However, that's not so much the case when it comes to wrestling with me. Since I'm bigger than my newfie, she tends to go ham on me a bit. It's not uncommon to end up with a couple of dings, dents, and scratches once we're done play wrestling.

If she were to really, and truly try to rip me apart I... might... win. Since I'm smart enough to go for the eyes. But I'd probably come out of it beaten and very VERY bloodied. It's not something I like to think about, because my girl means the world to me. But a coworker a long time ago told me about how she got her scars all up and down her arm. She had a shep that was starting to lose her mind as she got older (canine dementia, or something like that.) The shep, with no prior provocation, violently turned on her. She and her husband were able to get the dog off of her, but from the deep but healed scars on her arm, it was truly the stuff of nightmares. Something I hope to never have to experience.
 
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They may try. They will cry. Body parts will fly, fly fly!
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Kneeling before you doesn't sound like a bad idea. ? Uhm, I mean... ?

I am fast. I am furious.
(Albeit a little curious.)
Of that you will soon learn.
My fending skills amazes.
(I honestly use tasers. ?)
In the end I'll yell:
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FloofyNewfie said:
If she were to really, and truly try to rip me apart I... might... win. Since I'm smart enough to go for the eyes. But I'd probably come out of it beaten and very VERY bloodied. It's not something I like to think about, because my girl means the world to me. But a coworker a long time ago told me about how she got her scars all up and down her arm. She had a shep that was starting to lose her mind as she got older (canine dementia, or something like that.) The shep, with no prior provocation, violently turned on her. She and her husband were able to get the dog off of her, but from the deep but healed scars on her arm, it was truly the stuff of nightmares. Something I hope to never have to experience.
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When I was much younger I had a dog that lost his mind. He never attacked me, or any human, yet despite how close we'd been I was genuinely afraid of him in the end. I was too young to fight effectively; if he had attacked, there would have been nothing I could do to defend myself. So I was banished from the yard for weeks until the end came, and my first ever friend died not knowing friend from foe.

Well, that was a fun story. I could be an award-winning children's writer with plots like that.
 
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