So, you are an expert in my relationship, I see. Interesting. Maybe you can explain why 9 pizzas showed up to my house last night like a cheesy 80s movie and I had to pay for them because it's not the fault of the poor pizzaman.
Long since late, but this one just HAS to be addressed...
That would make you the idiot for paying.
What kind of fucked-up, victim mentality does somebody need to have in order to justify pulling out their wallet and paying for something they didn't order?
Back when I was driving pizza delivery, we got at least a dozen of those kind of pranks a week. There was a standard procedure for dealing with it. That procedure consisted of the driver being told "But I didn't order this???" when the door was answered, at which point, the procedure kicked in: "You didn't order pizza from us? Sorry to have bothered you (sir/ma'am), you have a nice <appropriate time of day>" as he heads back to his vehicle with pizza(s) in hand, then returns to the shop, where the sale will be voided out, the driver gets his "left store with delivery" counter incremented just like he'd made the delivery (so that he gets paid for that run) and either the aborted delivery gets dropped on the breakroom table for consumption by whoever wants it at breaktime, or if nobody is interested by the end of some time that varied a bit, it gets chucked in the garbage. End of procedure.
Anybody trying to claim they were "forced" to pay for a pizza delivery they didn't order is either outright lying, or trying to play the "pity me" card. Period.
Every pizza joint in the country that does delivery knows and expects that they're going to get pranked out at least once a week - It's just one of those "cost of doing business" items that (any sane) operator builds into the biz plan, because there's simply no way practical to prevent it from happening, short of some draconian "Credit-card payment on the phone when the order is placed, or no order goes out" policy that *WILL* (not might - *WILL* - you have NO idea how thin the margins in the restaraunt industry are if you think otherwise. A pizza delivery joint going to a pre-paid-only model for phone orders is a GREAT idea - if you want to lose so much business that you're bankrupt before the end of the year) put them out of business in short order. They also know (barring repeated incidents involving the same driver - then they start checking the "smell test") it's not the driver's fault, so only the stupidest shops (and of those, only the ones in states that don't have a specific law on the book prohibiting such a practice) will even TRY to make the driver pay for it. They simply write it off and hope the problem doesn't get so bad that they're getting more fakes than real orders. There isn't any other practical way to handle it.