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Bestiality in mainstream media

PigFarmer1 said:
remember people were still horrified about the anal sex insinuations in the ‘Last tango in Paris’ film made in 1973. With the great Marlon Brando.
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Should be. Has some quite explicit expressions about a pig...
"I'm going to get a pig.
And have the pig fuck you
..."
It goes way farther (no typo) than that, but quoting the rest of the dialog would deserve a perma-instaban from this very site... ?


Anyway, I got distracted.
Doctor Pol, a vet "reality show" on tv.
There are frequent innuendis and nice animal scenes too but sometimes the dialog...

Doctor is doing AI on amare at the farmer lady place. Shows how to do the procedure.
"Tomorrow you may repeat the procedure, just to make it sure. Of course we could just ask that boy that keeps jumping the fence, and he would do it for free"

I was expecting a rimshot, but it never came...

zoo nitpic:
He has "good hand" for cows, but failed to propperly drive that mare crazy during the AI...
 
SashaHonda said:
I watched a clip from this film called L’arbre Sous La Mer where a woman and a dolphin have some erotic scenes together. It melted my heart and fueled my fantasy of getting to be like that with one, which I was able to once. I plan to put out an erotica about it :)
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What was it like?
 
There's a scene in a dumb and dumber movie where they put a special sciency helmet on the blonde one and asked him to remember a happy moment of his childhood. He then proceeds to remember a moment where he puts some peanut butter on his dick for his dog to lick, and all of the action is broadcasted to an audience of hundreds of "nerds".
 
OK, this one is a real stretch, but if nothing else it demonstrates the terrible destruction done my brain after more than half a century of wildly excessive testosterone levels!

The animated cartoon series "Shaun the Sheep" (youtube) is about a very intelligent sheep, who lives on an English farm run by a middle aged bachelor. There are about two dozen sheep, a sheep dog, three pigs, and assorted other critters. The farmer is divorced and clearly has problems keeping good relationships with women, though he often tries. The main gist is about all the misadventures of the sheep and how clueless the humans are to their intellectual level.

The thing that gets me is how perfect the farmer's life is for a zoo. All the sheep, for example, sleep in the barn with blankets and bales of hay for beds. I keep thinking how much fun it would be to animate my own stories! I wonder why no one has done it yet?
 
Goattobeloved said:
Should be. Has some quite explicit expressions about a pig...
"I'm going to get a pig.
And have the pig fuck you
..."
It goes way farther (no typo) than that, but quoting the rest of the dialog would deserve a perma-instaban from this very site... ?


Anyway, I got distracted.
Doctor Pol, a vet "reality show" on tv.
There are frequent innuendis and nice animal scenes too but sometimes the dialog...

Doctor is doing AI on amare at the farmer lady place. Shows how to do the procedure.
"Tomorrow you may repeat the procedure, just to make it sure. Of course we could just ask that boy that keeps jumping the fence, and he would do it for free"

I was expecting a rimshot, but it never came...

zoo nitpic:
He has "good hand" for cows, but failed to propperly drive that mare crazy during the AI...
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Funny you mention Dr. Pol. I watch religiously BTW. He's been up more horse, cow, and pig behinds than I've seen. ?
 
evildog1234 said:
Can you tell us whats happening in that episod?
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"One of female characters is taken to the 'important' client for sex. She is stripping on the bed and gets blindfolded. Then, the client takes his dog to the room with the woman. Later, we see the female character crying. She is agreeing to stay in the house with the man and his dog."
 
FireShire said:
Funny you mention Dr. Pol. I watch religiously BTW. He's been up more horse, cow, and pig behinds than I've seen. ?
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Yes, they are airing thise chapters here now. Some good views, some better information.

But yes, You'd think most people with that many cows to test would have invested in a portable ecograph just to avoid the mess, but I suppose it is a traditional way, it always worked, and he seems much faster in his way
 
No one said Harry Potter?
There are some implied beast wrongness there.

Dumbledore's Brother Busted and imprisoned in Azkaban for bestiality. (there is a fun note when once a little child asked Rowlin about that one ?)

Dolores Umbridge supposedly gets punished with being gang raped by centaurs. On purpose.
 
Waxwork II: Lost in Time

The plot is a bit difficult to summarize, but if you are interested, you can read it here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waxwork_II:_Lost_in_Time

There's this scene with a panther in the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a0TTJwraE

Nothing explicit is shown, but the fact that the panther is led between the legs of the woman, the sounds and the reaction of the onlooker kinda hint at this darkmagic ritual including bestiality. But don't take my word for it, watch the scene and decide for yourself.
 
Old Zoo said:
OK, this one is a real stretch, but if nothing else it demonstrates the terrible destruction done my brain after more than half a century of wildly excessive testosterone levels!

The animated cartoon series "Shaun the Sheep" (youtube) is about a very intelligent sheep, who lives on an English farm run by a middle aged bachelor. There are about two dozen sheep, a sheep dog, three pigs, and assorted other critters. The farmer is divorced and clearly has problems keeping good relationships with women, though he often tries. The main gist is about all the misadventures of the sheep and how clueless the humans are to their intellectual level.

The thing that gets me is how perfect the farmer's life is for a zoo. All the sheep, for example, sleep in the barn with blankets and bales of hay for beds. I keep thinking how much fun it would be to animate my own stories! I wonder why no one has done it yet?
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That is known as internet Rule 34. For everything on the internet there is a Porn version of it.

In the case of Shaun the Sheep the only ones that turned up was the dog humping sheep while the farmer watched.


I had someone look at my back hair or something like that and exclaim jeeze you must have a high testosterone level.

I shrugged it off as just normal. But knowing that having sex every day must cause a decent rise. I just could not say whom I was having sex with or even hint what might lead to high testosterone.

It is surprising how much people skilled in the human body can see as we age.
 
Black_Unicorn said:
That is known as internet Rule 34. For everything on the internet there is a Porn version of it.

In the case of Shaun the Sheep the only ones that turned up was the dog humping sheep while the farmer watched.


I had someone look at my back hair or something like that and exclaim jeeze you must have a high testosterone level.

I shrugged it off as just normal. But knowing that having sex every day must cause a decent rise. I just could not say whom I was having sex with or even hint what might lead to high testosterone.

It is surprising how much people skilled in the human body can see as we age.
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Rule 34! I LOVE it!
 
Not sure it's mainstream, but in Shakes the Clown, there's a scene where two clowns are in a bar, watching a famous clown on the TV doing his show, one say to the other, "Soon as that camera is off, he's gonna fuck that little dog"
 

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I was talking about this documentary a while back and some people were wanting to see it. However, I could not remember where to find it. The other day I was stumbling through the labyrinth of my zoo porn collection and found it! It is pretty big, so I hope the up-link works.
 
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