Answer a question with a question

[Ted Danson Machine]

You didn't know this was your intervention?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

I'm not going to therapy, sniffing socks on the subway is not an addiction, if so, where are the studies that prove it?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Has it negatively impacted your life of the lives of your loved ones?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

How do I know that I have loved ones?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well, I'm here aren't I??????
lol

 

[lucyninfomana00]

is "here" a physical space?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Isn't it a metaphysical thing?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

what is the difference between a thing and a thong? ??thing thong thing thong???

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What are you smoking?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Is smoking considered inhaling byproducts of an oxidizing chemical reaction?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

You were paying attention to Mr. White's chemistry class?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Did anyone hear someone knocking?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Can the deaf hear knocking?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

can we test that?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you have the proper data analysis plan ready to test it?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

did you send the memo?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why is that my job all of the sudden?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Don't you think a deaf person is more qualified to answer that?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

WHAT??

lol

 

[Dollfacedhooligan]

Who was it that said “a fool is born everyday”?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Since I'm deaf, and I'm definitely qualified to tell you why it's your job all of a sudden, don't you think it's a pertinent question after all?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Who said I was part of the team and not the head researcher?

 

[bee18]

Don't you think you have a wide imagination?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Have you ever conducted a scientific research study?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Yes, doesn't it involve huge amounts of data, data ....?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How do you suggest we collect those data?

 

[bee18]

with a landing net?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Would that type of net be precise enough?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Aren't fishnet stockings fine enough?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Aren't fishnet stockings fine enough?

You would think so right?