Answer a question with a question

[Cajlatsa]

Perhaps the same as half in half out?

 

[4EverCharm]

Is half and half even milk?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Is it from a mare?

 

[4EverCharm]

Was she lactating?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Surely it was early evening dew?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Yes but does soda, dew and mare's milk compliment the overall taste?

 

[TheRodofGod]

Does the overall taste compare to hot nut fresh out of the ballsack?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Please explain? What is a ballsack?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

What is not a ballsack?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Maybe it's a circumcised Gnat?

I digress!

(A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai,



Number One Samurai, "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a Gnat. He drew his samurai sword and "swish"; the Gnat fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a Gnat. He drew his samurai sword and "swish, swish"; the Gnat fell to the floor, neatly quartered!

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number Three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, release one Gnat, drew his Samurai sword, and "swoooooosh" flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the Gnat was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The Gnat isn't even dead."

"Dead, schmed," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. What takes REAL skill is circumcision")

 

[bee18]

Why you want to know?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Does it matter why they want to know?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Did you read the protocol?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Which point are we at?

 

[son1911]

Is this a pointillist painting?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Is this a pointillist painting?

Would you remembrandt if it was?

 

[son1911]

Would you let me gogh if I did?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you think I picasso and choose things like this?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

Do you think I picasso and choose things like this?

do you have any id?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Do you have a picture to match?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Who's asking the questions here?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Was that supposed to be a question?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

Doesn't the question mark indicate that?

 

[Chiara2003]

Can you repeat the question please?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Did someone write down the question for the late arrivals?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

is there a time limit?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How much time do you need?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

can i use my hourglass?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You brough an actual hourglass to the meeting?

 

[lucyninfomana00]

wait... what meeting?