Nuri
Tourist
Yes, was one of the few places I could get some alone timeThat one is not really my thing so to each their own.
HYE masturbated in the woods?
HYE masturbated at work?
Yes, was one of the few places I could get some alone timeThat one is not really my thing so to each their own.
HYE masturbated in the woods?
Haha well my work is in the woods so yes most definitely. Something very exciting about being in the open and freash air.Yes, was one of the few places I could get some alone time
HYE masturbated at work?
That’s one I have not done! Sounds fun though.Nope.
HYE had sex in an airplane bathroom?
Yep, had one of my testicles smashed from her sitting on it!That’s one I have not done! Sounds fun though.
HYE hurt yourself while having sex but kept going anyway?
Do not masturbate with dry hands, I have kept going before after my own skin scratched myself, then looked down to see I was bleeding... always hydrate your skin.Yep, had one of my testicles smashed from her sitting on it!
HYE hurt yourself while masturbating? Sort of the same question but more specific...lol
No, but if I had to do it all over again, I'd definitely be a slut!Do not masturbate with dry hands, I have kept going before after my own skin scratched myself, then looked down to see I was bleeding... always hydrate your skin.
HYE had more than one lover at the same time?
I guess if you count bra and panty ads...lol Or the vacuum...Yes I had an ex as a fun friend for almost a year after we broke up. It was just too much fun to give up.
HYE use household objects to help get you off?
Nope! Well, except to people on here...lol No one IRL.yes diary
HYE confessed your particular sexual tendencies to anyone?
Well, I paid an ex-GF's rent and gas bill in exchange for sex...I think I got screwed...lolYes with trusted partners
HYE gave or gotten sex in exchange for a favor or material object that you otherwise wouldn't have?
Yep in a women's restroom! One of the most memorable experiences I've ever had too. LolYes, a couple of times for a quick blow job
HYE gave or gotten oral sex in a restroom at a bar or other public place?
2 boyfriends in a row had the same name -yes
HYE forgotten ur dates name
Calling about my cars warranty - I just speak Portuguese and wait for the silenceno
HYE answer the phone pretending to be someone else
Calling about my cars warranty - I just speak Portuguese and wait for the silence
Yep. Hated it.no
HYE been a shift worker
Actually, yes, during assisted calving. It was twisted, so I had one arm up her ass and the other in her vagina. We managed to get the front feet out first, then the head, and then plop, the whole calf! It took a while, but basically, that's the process...lolEver had your arm up a cows ass to the armpit?
HYE attached a condom to the top of a soda bottle with a mentos in the condom and then squeezed it into your ass?
Blowing up an old microwave with tannerite probably doesn't count, huh?Actually, yes, during assisted calving. It was twisted, so I had one arm up her ass and the other in her vagina. We managed to get the front feet out first, then the head, and then plop, the whole calf! It took a while, but basically, that's the process...lol
Ah...hell no...lol
HYE used binary explosives to blow up something like a tree stump? (where legal of course)
Yep! I grew up on a dairy farm so I've pretty much done everything lol. We also had an excavator and that was awesome to play with as 10 year old kid. Lol Blowing up those 1lb propane tanks are a lot of fun btw lolBlowing up an old microwave with tannerite probably doesn't count, huh?
HYE driven a bulldozer?
Nope. Just a hand gun lolYep! I grew up on a dairy farm so I've pretty much done everything lol. We also had an excavator and that was awesome to play with as 10 year old kid. Lol Blowing up those 1lb propane tanks are a lot of fun btw lol
HYE shot a machine gun?
I scuba dive with them without a cage! (I know, I'm a bit of a daredevil) Their skin is like sandpaper, and you can grab a hold of them and hang on, and they will pull you! Yeah, it's a wonder I'm still alive...lolNope. Just a hand gun lol
Ever cage dived with sharks?
Lol, no, I haven't done that...yet!Seriously? Seriously? Of course I have... NOT
HYE taken a raft over Niagara Falls?
Yes. Uncredited. Perks of growing up in LA.Lol, no, I haven't done that...yet!
HYE been an extra on a movie set?