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Would you masturbate with the avatar above you

elijadarkfur said:
First of all I get in line with all the "oh, this is not you on the pfp? :eek: "
And yes, I stalked your public wall. xD
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I saw your "☹️" reaction, so I knew that you paid my wall a little visit.
elijadarkfur said:
Looked for "mrs shemon" on google, had my lube ready, buzzing with anticipation. However, what I found was far away from being "fap material". (I am sure there are quite some ppl with a Angela-Merkel-fetish, but she's not my type. And yes, she popped up googling "mrs shemon".)
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Nah, I am way too young to be Merkel, but it would have been hilarious if she was lurking in these parts of the web.

Try "Meru the succubus" and you will have a better luck in finding the demonic fapping material.
 
MrsShemon said:
I saw your "☹️" reaction, so I knew that you paid my wall a little visit.

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Nah, I am way too young to be Merkel, but it would have been hilarious if she was lurking in these parts of the web.

Try "Meru the succubus" and you will have a better luck in finding the demonic fapping material.
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I knew this char, didn't know the name, though... Meru it is. Well, Meru... Merkel... it's not too far away, you think? Are we into some deep investigations?
Nevermind, excuse me for a while, I need to do... re... resear.... ressssaaaaaggghhhhh ????

Okay, where were we? Oh yes, fapping on Merkel.

And yes, I saw your post. I also have lost two fellows along the way.
 
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