Would you have a bath with the avatar above you

A bath with a chicken with long legs like yours?

Sorry, but you'll never make it to the tub before your legs are on the grill with BBQ slathered all over the thighs and drumsticks.
I missed lunch. Can't you tell?
 
It's already creepy that you have a dick for your profile pic and you put a hat, glasses, and a face on your penis, and you up the creepy factor by putting a mustache on it.

it's a hard no for me.
Sorry.
 
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