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where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

i love cumming all over my blanket
I used to do that all the time. Me and my best friend take our pants off as soon as we get in the car if no one else is with us. He puts porn on his phone on the dash mount, if there's another mount I usually out some on my phone too, we're both gay and into zoo stuffs so mine usually has zoo porn on and his is dudes. We even drove across the country this way (from Washington to Rhode Island) no one saw us and if they did they didn't make any noise about it. Not on that trip anyway. But in all the years we've been doing this... Only twice did someone make it knows. First time was a FedEx driver... we were driving through a small town he stopped at thr light next to us honked his horn, stood up and yanked the door open mad as hell... Second time was a USPS in a semi at night. We were in Portland, he honked thr horn and had a huge grin and yelled FUCK YEAH!!!! Lol we stayed next to him for a bit so he could watch but eventually we turned and he didn't. My best friend is a big exhibitionist so hit really excited him, me not as much, I'm more of a voyeur.
 
Painting a customers house, took a ‘break’ in their shed to ‘get out of the heat’ was almost caught by that customer with my cock in hand. Another customer at the same job was a very attractive single mother. I fired off everyday into her toilet wishing it was her. Would get bored doing hiway maintenance at another job, and when I was working alone, I would jack off at least twice a day in the work truck on the side of the hiway watching zoo porn. Always hoping somebody would come and see if I needed ‘help.’ Lately it’s been in my delivery van in a church parking lot, wherever I get the chance.
Haha hello yes! When I was younger there was a business lot behind and side of our house. I was up I'm a tree and saw this guy in his work truck parked next to our fence looking through a porn magazine, he was getting it! Every once in a whole one of his coworkers would walk up and knock on the window, he would nonchalantly roll the untitled window down dick still in his other hand answer the question, they'd chit char for a few, co worker would walk away, he'd roll the window back up and get back to it, then another coworker would come up and do the same.... he was in thst truck for hours and I was in the tree for hours waiting for him to bust but he never did. What amazed me is how nonchalant each coworker amd him were about it. Like I know dudes are pervs but not one of them had am issue. Lol
 
where was the riskiest place you have masturbated at but didnt get caught...friends house,public bathroom,etc.
def at work in sliiight camera view, but under the table and under the shorts. plus cams arent that high speed anyways..


maybe not as high risk as i thought lol
 
well i busted a nut in the portacan at work once. hell even did it at my university office at nightshift when i was a university student hell I was even watching porn on the computers lol. wasnt my proudest but hey it was fun. heck i abused my authority and snook a hot white cougar i had been talking to into the theater on campus since i had the keys to the entire student center and fucked her in the theater booth. was a great memory especially since she is no longer here. ill cherish that memory i miss that woman.

but i also jerked off hiding before and bieng a peeping tom. don't ask about it because i won't tell. just know it was exciting and i was beyond horny and no one was harmed in the making of that nut.

oh and i got head in a public park with another hot white Coaugar in Philadelphia i see when im working out there. beautiful soul that woman has. she was so nervous doing it in public. but she did it for me. even had people riding by on bike and cars pull in. eventually we went in the rental car I had fucked in there. amazing pussy man i feel like crying now thinking of it. I wanna go back to Philadelphia. so much good pussy there. its better than texas thats for sure. anyways i also convinced her to do zoo so definitely planing on going back with my boy this year for her.
 
Long ago, I worked on a salad factory as a production operative. When there was a caterpillar spotted, all the salad had to be quality controlled through a big vibrating table, to make all the leaves spread about and I had the job to look carefully to find any worms on the leaves, the edge of the table was right at the level of my cock, I couldn't help but get super hard and I started to loose concentration, ? I looked around and saw that everyone was minding their own business, I said fuck it!. I started pretending I was working and enjoying the best shift. I cumed down my leg, I was a temporary worker and I just worked there for a month but I only did that particular job once out of the many different roles. ?.
I thought that someone knew what I did there in the middle if the production line.
Years later I still remember the vigorous industrial vibrator. Like a washing machine on steroids, it made my legs weak!
 
I've always tried to be more careful but I do want to try and open myself up a little more. Riskiest place I've masturbated is in a shop toilet or my work bathroom while on shift
 
In my first year of uni I used to live a 2 hour bus ride away from campus and on my first day I wore a vibrator for the entire trip. Came in my underwear like 3 times on the way up I was so spooked the cum would show through by the end but I was wearing jeans and had a baggy jumper so I ended up just fine :3
 
Many places but car on a busy highway probably most risky to get caught or being seen.

Or my parents backyard when lots of family where around.
 
All the time in the tractor at work, but that's normally in the woods so not too risky I guess. Ummm, does masturbating dogs count for this thread? I used to masturbate with the family dog in the living room with a single wall between us and the family
 
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