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where was the riskiest that you have masturbated. NO UNDERAGED STORIES!

well i busted a nut in the portacan at work once. hell even did it at my university office at nightshift when i was a university student hell I was even watching porn on the computers lol. wasnt my proudest but hey it was fun. heck i abused my authority and snook a hot white cougar i had been talking to into the theater on campus since i had the keys to the entire student center and fucked her in the theater booth. was a great memory especially since she is no longer here. ill cherish that memory i miss that woman.

but i also jerked off hiding before and bieng a peeping tom. don't ask about it because i won't tell. just know it was exciting and i was beyond horny and no one was harmed in the making of that nut.

oh and i got head in a public park with another hot white Coaugar in Philadelphia i see when im working out there. beautiful soul that woman has. she was so nervous doing it in public. but she did it for me. even had people riding by on bike and cars pull in. eventually we went in the rental car I had fucked in there. amazing pussy man i feel like crying now thinking of it. I wanna go back to Philadelphia. so much good pussy there. its better than texas thats for sure. anyways i also convinced her to do zoo so definitely planing on going back with my boy this year for her.
 
Long ago, I worked on a salad factory as a production operative. When there was a caterpillar spotted, all the salad had to be quality controlled through a big vibrating table, to make all the leaves spread about and I had the job to look carefully to find any worms on the leaves, the edge of the table was right at the level of my cock, I couldn't help but get super hard and I started to loose concentration, ? I looked around and saw that everyone was minding their own business, I said fuck it!. I started pretending I was working and enjoying the best shift. I cumed down my leg, I was a temporary worker and I just worked there for a month but I only did that particular job once out of the many different roles. ?.
I thought that someone knew what I did there in the middle if the production line.
Years later I still remember the vigorous industrial vibrator. Like a washing machine on steroids, it made my legs weak!
 
I've always tried to be more careful but I do want to try and open myself up a little more. Riskiest place I've masturbated is in a shop toilet or my work bathroom while on shift
 
Many places but car on a busy highway probably most risky to get caught or being seen.

Or my parents backyard when lots of family where around.
 
All the time in the tractor at work, but that's normally in the woods so not too risky I guess. Ummm, does masturbating dogs count for this thread? I used to masturbate with the family dog in the living room with a single wall between us and the family
 
At my sister's wedding reception in a plush hotel. She gave me her key card to put rose petals on her bed, I did as she asked, but not before pulling the sheet back and masturbating in there bed. Then went back downstairs to join the party, knowing the sheets would dry before they went to bed.
That is sooo naughty 😜 I love it xx
 
At a place I worked at upstairs amongst the file shelving at both ends of the building. I also did it years ago in my car in a public parking lot early in the morning outside the Montgomery Wards where I worked.
 
Did it at work once. I came in on a Saturday when my boss was off. Then Monday he was asking me what I did Saturday (I didn't tell him I was coming in) and my heart froze because I thought he had a hidden camera or something. Turns out he just happened to check his browsing history and saw that I was listening to music on his desktop. Another time, when I still lived with my parents, I was jerking off while on the computer in the living room. I can't remember what it was to, but I came across something interesting and started reading an article. I basically stopped jerking off, but my pants were still down with my boner out. I didn't hear my mother come home and she came up behind me. Luckily there wasn't any porn on the screen and my keyboard was covering me from the waist down. Damn near had a heartattack
 
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