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Where do you buy your toys??

I am a huge fan of makers off of etsy. If you look up fantasy dildo you will get a ton of great shops, and if you are a fan of custom colors and things as well they are always fun. ♡ i have personally used Fantasticocks, Goblin Dildo Enporium and Wandering Bard so far for toys. GDE is great for some of the smaller sizes too if you are just starting out with knotting and things.
 
I buy my toys on bad dragon, in my opinion they're the best, and since they're made from platinum cure silicone they're supposed to be the safest material. Since looking into sex toy material safety I've switched to only buying silicone toys (not exclusively bad dragon, but most of them)
 



 
For non- animal, I often get my stuff from Eden Fantasies - decent selection (better than Adam & Eve) and cheaper.

For animal ones I've got two from BD though with their shitty business practices (stealing art/designs, homophobia and transphobia, amongst other things) I'm not going to buy again from them.
I'm eyeing ElypseArt, and a few others and Etsy seems quite promising too.
 
Im the Proud owner of a "ZetaPaws" Created Bear Hybrid Dildo.
Judd "Brownbear" is one of the nicest guy's you can meet. And I will alway's buy my toy's from him.
Now if I can only find out how to mount this sucker to my "HiSmith Fucking Machine" :)
 
Bad Dragon!! When these guys have a production place in EU?

I did enter negotiations but two things held me back. Low margin and the factveven owning some types of dildo are surpringly illegal in some EU countries.
 
wait, what??????What dildo is illegal?!?!?!
Really ?? With all the strange, weird things people end up going to the ER to have removed from their asses, some dildos are illegal, that is made to go in ones body ? LOL.. What they don't know won't hurt them.
 
wait, what??????What dildo is illegal?!?!?!

Surprised the heck out of me too. There was a case several years ago when someone tried to important a horse dildo. Usually having such marked as plastic toys is enough.
 
Guess where I am going to look now. It's probably a lot more inexpensive than Bad Dragon to be honest.
But, remember one thing, you get what you pay for. Bad Dragon compared to other places may make them out of different materials. Also sizes and colors, quality of craftsmanship, so be careful on where you buy them from, read the details. Bad Dragon does great work, and they deal with what they sell. Other may deal in, ????? I own several Bad Dragon ones.
 
Surprised the heck out of me too. There was a case several years ago when someone tried to important a horse dildo. Usually having such marked as plastic toys is enough.
I've seen them come into the ER with some weird shit they are have stuck in there, the worse are light bulbs, then they break. Bloody mess by the time they head in. Not counting what some have stuck on their dicks. The vacuum from doing that really sucks on their dicks, and with being glass, have to be careful removing them. Some will break them at home, cause they are ashamed by what they did, and they not to go to the ER. After breaking it, ER bound. But it is off the wall in a wall, going up someones ass, to cut sections of what they stuck up there that will not come back out. Well it went it, should come out. LOL...
 
Its fun reading these reviews lol. Literally thousands of them. It is so hot, and encouraging, to know there's this many people out there with a strong enough craving for dog cock that they went through with buying (and reviewing) a beast dildo just to help calm their urges. :husky_love::devilish: Speaking of which...
But, most of them are into the dildos, and do not fuck real dogs. Some are the other way around, will not use dildos, only the real thing for them.
 
I've seen them come into the ER with some weird shit they are have stuck in there, the worse are light bulbs, then they break. Bloody mess by the time they head in. Not counting what some have stuck on their dicks. The vacuum from doing that really sucks on their dicks, and with being glass, have to be careful removing them. Some will break them at home, cause they are ashamed by what they did, and they not to go to the ER. After breaking it, ER bound. But it is off the wall in a wall, going up someones ass, to cut sections of what they stuck up there that will not come back out. Well it went it, should come out. LOL...
we should ban jars! :D
 
I've seen them come into the ER with some weird shit they are have stuck in there, the worse are light bulbs, then they break. Bloody mess by the time they head in. Not counting what some have stuck on their dicks. The vacuum from doing that really sucks on their dicks, and with being glass, have to be careful removing them. Some will break them at home, cause they are ashamed by what they did, and they not to go to the ER. After breaking it, ER bound. But it is off the wall in a wall, going up someones ass, to cut sections of what they stuck up there that will not come back out. Well it went it, should come out. LOL...

Yes to the light bulb thing. I remember a nurse friend in tears of laughter after a woman was admitted to hospital for doing this. I can't remember the jokes she shared with me from the surgical team but they hit my funny bone back then.
 
I did enter negotiations but two things held me back. Low margin and the factveven owning some types of dildo are surpringly illegal in some EU countries.
UK has a lot of fair stuff illegal, I would put my non existing money on them
 
Yes to the light bulb thing. I remember a nurse friend in tears of laughter after a woman was admitted to hospital for doing this. I can't remember the jokes she shared with me from the surgical team but they hit my funny bone back then.
One goes like this. The light bulb didn't go off in her head, that was for sure. LOL...
 
Not sex toys, sex stuff. As I recakl porn with fisting and face sitting were abolished 1 or 2 years ago for example
WOW, They are telling people what they can and can not do inside their own house while having sex. That is way screwed up. What they don't know what is going on inside, then no needs to one know. When you tell someone what you did inside your house, then others will know. That is why it's awesome to have sex with your dog, as long as you don't say anything, the dog isn't going to be talking. Ben Franklin said many many years ago, "Three people can keep a secret, providing two of them are dead."
 
I've only worn it so far I'd like to try and take it someday but it would take me a lot to work up to. I almost had a chance to use it on someone after a Halloween party but she got way to drunk and threw up in my car. Maybe next time.
 
No, just related to porn, not the activity at home


If they did, we could be having sex with them without anyone pointing the fingers at us
Sounds like some strict laws they have there.

Yeah, my dogs consents all the time. LOL..
 
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