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“Where did those scratches come from?” What excuse do you give?

Katelyn said:
"I wrestle with my dog all the time to get his aggression out. It's a fantastic workout for me and it is great bonding for him. He loves his knot toy too, always gives to to me to play with. I'm in my house, just wore a sports bra eh?"
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I know I'm two years to late, but I really giggled about the" knot toy" :3
Nice double entendre
 
I don't get scratches anymore from mounting. Socks work a treat. The only problem is when I can't control my dog and he grabs hold of my thigh and goes to town. Being scratched like that hurts so much! My boys have occasionally asked me why I have cuts on my legs, and I told them some bullshit excuse but I'm not so sure they believe it anymore, especially since they've seen their pet try to mount me at the most inopportune times, right in front of them! I really shouldn't have neglected his training
 
I got the answer today on the street.

Big playful jumpy doggo who kept pawing all around.
Guy laughs as how she just does the same on the mornings and leaves his chest all scratched even family ask about it. "Shesh. It totally looks like I've been fucking a lion"...

Oh, yeah... Nice excuse LOL
 
WildDoggo said:
Just say you were playing with a dog. It's really not hard for a jumpy dog to leave scratches even through cloths.

I work with dogs and it was a perfect excuse. If I wasn't getting scratches from making love I was from play time XP
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Same here, when you work with dogs scratches are just part of life. A week doesn't go by without some woofer putting a paw up when excited. And the bigger guys have a bit of weight behind the stroke as they come down again, which can easily leave a mark even through clothing.
 
HugDoggy said:
Same here, when you work with dogs scratches are just part of life. A week doesn't go by without some woofer putting a paw up when excited. And the bigger guys have a bit of weight behind the stroke as they come down again, which can easily leave a mark even through clothing.
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Oh yeah I have a gnarly scar down my arm from a Dane who just lifted his paw then lowered it. My arm was just far enough to clip the tip of the claw lol
 
When I was younger and in better shape, I would go swimming or play football shirtless and I used to wear my Ruby Stripes with pride. Sadly, no one ever questioned why I had scratches on my back or waistline. But it would've been sexy as hell to make up a bullshit excuse, the thought of people wondering is a big turn on. Especially, when I was taking my friends dogs knot. Just seeing his face as his dog would chose to play and cuddle with me in front of him was funny AF. His dog even snapped at him one time when he tried to pull him away from me, as we were trying to leave for a party.
 
I actually Never thought about this until I started being active myself.

Suddenly I realize every zoo contact would leave me visibly marked for the rest of the week.

I Still have a few scratches on my hips from… not last week but the week prior, friday.

For now, all my friends know I’m into bdsm so that’s basicly my current explaination ;p

Cuz one of the things i’m into is primalplay and that has lead to scratches and teeth marks in the past.
 
Katelyn said:
"I wrestle with my dog all the time to get his aggression out. It's a fantastic workout for me and it is great bonding for him. He loves his knot toy too, always gives to to me to play with. I'm in my house, just wore a sports bra eh?"
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That’s so true they love to wrestle
 
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