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What type and color underwear are you wearing?

You want me to leave a wet patch on my mum's sofa? You want her to wonder if I wet myself whilst sat across from her? Or perhaps she already suspects I'm a slut? Surely she found some evidence of it when I was a teenager and living under her roof, sneaking downstairs to the PC in the early hours to read fan fiction of celebrities and their doggies whilst using my shampoo bottle as a girthy, makeshift cock?
"Oh, Mum, I'm so sorry this happened! Just...a little problem I need to take care of. I'm so sorry!" She'll forgive you.
The slut part? Please. She already knows about that. You're just like the rest of us.
 
"Oh, Mum, I'm so sorry this happened! Just...a little problem I need to take care of. I'm so sorry!" She'll forgive you.
The slut part? Please. She already knows about that. You're just like the rest of us.
We'll today I learned I'm a slut...:unsure:
 
Recent and very scientific studies have shown:
The practice of wearing panties under your skirt or dress may increase the risk of them being seen when the wind blows.
In the study control group, in women not wearing panties, and who's dresses blew up to their waist, there were no panties seen.

Thank-you, and enjoy your day.
Dang, Doll....I had to read that TWICE...
< grinnnn> I loooooove Science!
 
I think you should, yes, but we know you'll just get wet again, then again, then again...



And for the delightful miz Ozvik too



Rule of thumb....on other people's Furniture, sit on a towel....a handy one for the purpose can, according to Amy Vanderbilt, be made by dividing a normal hand towel with a scissor. Yield: 2
 
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