What are you Thinking right now?

[Ted Danson Machine]

Because butchershops and bakeries take anti-collusion laws very seriously.

Man, if they didn't, heads would.....roll? lol

 

[YIMBY]

Man, if they didn't, heads would.....roll? lol

That's the meat of the issue, but in reality it's the yeast of their troubles.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That's the meat of the issue, but in reality it's the yeast of their troubles.

I ham hoping they can come to some solution and without any big ryevalry.

 

[YIMBY]

I ham hoping they can come to some solution and without any big ryevalry.

They knead a miracle. The steaks are too high.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well, they should beef up security, but I bet they're knots.

 

[YIMBY]

There's a snag in that plan, it takes too much dough.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Well, someone needs to bring home the bacon.
These puns are amazing to me, but they might be getting ...stale...for this thread lol

 

[YIMBY]

Yeah, these puns are a little raw.

 

[Taopony]

*radio silence*

 

[Reconscope]

Whatever is on my mind I'm saying it lol.

 

[Lover of Centaurides]

Why does my internet keep going out at the same frikkin' hour in the night?

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

It gonna be too damn hot today...

 

[Taopony]

You ever wonder why astronauts tend to be from Ohio?

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

My toes are finally free~
(12 hour shift in composite toed boots)

 

[WarHorse]

Guilty.

I ran over a dog.

Crushed her.

There wasn't space to move over, or time to stop. It was a convoy, at night, in Baghdad. Water and food for the boys.

That's...

So now, every dog is petted, every foal loved, every mare attended to. Sheaths cleaned. Whatever.

Whether or not this had an affect on my becoming Zoo, trying to make it up to her? I don't know.

So now, I can use my F-250 as a road block to allow a goose and her goslings to cross the road.

And deer.

And Elk.

When you read/hear about some jackass blocking the road for birds? Deer? Elk?

That would be me. If not in person, in Spirit.

I ran over a dog. So I made a decision.

Love first. Bad-ass, as needed.

 

[Theuz]

Wished i had a tractor with AC

 

[Ilikealotm]

I'm thinking of how quickly I getting home to help my gf get knotted and then us taking turns filling her up as my k9 and I swap fucking her sweet brown ebony knotty body over and over.

 

[WarHorse]

I am thinking of willing my filly to my former trainer. He is one of the very rare examples of humanity who could possibly hope to deal with her.

 

[West aussie]

Thinking about a stallion mounting me and driving his huge cock deep deep inside me

 

[RezErection247]

There is an afterlife (sorry,long story). I smiled for the 1st time in years today.

 

[LustyGSD]

I should be in bed

 

[Melony]

Poopy

 

[Cajlatsa]

How is Monkey Pox transmitted?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

How i can be financially free and never work lol since idk what to do with my life

Well, I was originally thinking about how magnets work, but now I'm thinking about this lol

 

[Veganpawz77]

How funny would it be to see someone try and blow this dog?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

It would be like trying to give a Polar bear a Prince Charles lol

 

[Taopony]

Why do I like coffee so much?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why do I like coffee so much?

Because you've been here for 6 months and can't escape!

 

[Taopony]

In that case, I need even more coffee for the next six months

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I gotchu fam lol